Sunday, May 18, 2008

The Clinic Seed - Keith Henson

Keith Henson is an interesting guy.

Howard Keith Henson (born 1942) is an American electrical engineer and writer on life extension, cryonics, memetics and evolutionary psychology. In 1975 he and his then-wife Carolyn Meinel founded the L5 Society, which promoted space colonization and which was eventually folded into the National Space Society. More recently, Henson's outspoken criticism of the Church of Scientology and subsequent criminal proceedings have gained him headlines.


He's also written a story that he describes as ..

It's part of a larger story where the world that's left in the wake of the singularity is seriously underpopulated.

It's worth a few minutes of your time. See http://terasemjournals.net/GN0202/henson.html

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Friday, May 16, 2008

Tinfoil

This is Laura Roslin, portrayed by Mary McDonnell.



Ms. McDonnell is just a bit of awesome in this role.

This season Roslin is wearing a wig - she's got cancer and chemo is a bitch. The wig has bangs and it makes the character look - a bit - like Helana Cain.



She is a hard woman, unafraid of making difficult decisions and unflinching in her will to do what she sees as right. These traits sometimes compel her to feel that she has been left no choice but to take controversial, unpopular and morally questionable choices.

Just moonbeams and fancy but Roslin has an edge this season that's like biting into tinfoil.

Updated the Cain image - bad blogger, no hotlinking!

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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Is something lost when you do not know it is gone?

Things Lost.

Writing a Wagnerian score requires (I think) a sense of the transcendent. To write The Lord of the Rings or to paint Leda and the swan, one need not believe in Norse gods raging in battle against chill skies, or a muscled Zeus throwing thunderbolts, or Pan leering from darkling forests. You need a mind that doesn’t smell of electrical insulation. This, few now have. The sciences are remorselessly literal. They do not admit of transcendence, wonder, or magnificence. People today drink this terrible narrowness with their mother’s milk and seldom get beyond it. They do not know what they have lost.

Apocalypse No

But this new leadership class, those roughly 35 to 40, grew up in a time when media dominated all. They studied, they entered a top-tier college, and then on to Washington or New York or Los Angeles. But their knowledge, their experience, is necessarily circumscribed. Too much is abstract to them, or symbolic. The education establishment did them few favors. They didn't have to read Dostoevsky, they had to read critiques and deconstruction of Dostoevsky.



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Opportunity

A long, long time ago I heard the excellent Bruce Williams on the radio - this would have been in 1985. A caller was whining ...

Mill closed down, unemployment is running out, no jobs, no opportunity

Move.

But my life is here, I grew up here, family...

My friend, you gotta move.

But ..

And Bruce laid it down the way he does, with a lot of compassion and directness.

If there are no jobs, no opportunity where you are, you can stay or go.

If you stay you're accepting a hopeless situation. Stop whining, it won't change anything and you're annoying people.

If you go you could end up in a worse situation .. but it's probably gonna be a lot better.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Why I avoid commenting on newspaper articles

I avoid commenting on newspaper websites because eventually the comments devolve to things like this

(Throwing candy at police officers) is a form of expression.

Which is about a damned dumb as it's possible to get.

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Couch full of cute



Lydia, Jasmine and Drake.

They're my future son-in-law's sister-in-law's children. I have no idea what relation that makes us - but ain't they cute?

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Tips for a healthy relationship

Men,

If you want to maintain a healthy marital relationship, do not regale your beloved over lunch about the good times you had before you were married.

Specifically don't talk about liberty in Okinawa, the red light district outside Kadena and bar girls. More specifically don't say anything like the following: Boy, I could have married that girl - mmm hmm.

Because that would be what is referred to as a mistake.

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lftp

LFTP is sophisticated ftp/http client, file transfer program supporting a number of network protocols. Like BASH, it has job control and uses readline library for input. It has bookmarks, built-in mirror, can transfer several files in parallel. It was designed with reliability in mind. LFTP is free software, distributed under GNU GPL license.

So says the website. I do know it is all that and a bag of chips. A better FTP than whatever creaky FTP program is on your computer? Sign me up.

But there is more.

I own an application that - once in a great while - has bits of it just stop. It's not really obvious in it's log when this happens, but it's glaringly obvious in it's status web page when it does. Words like FAILURE pop up and replace 'Success'.

Whop-te-do! I don't look at a web page every five minutes. This is the 21st century. Computers exist to do this kind of thing for us.

curl could do it - curl the page, grep the contents for the word 'FAILURE' but ... dragging the entire page down to look for a word? That's so .. 1990s. Plus it takes about 10 seconds.[1]

Enter LFTP. Now what I'm doing is this this; there are seven services listed on this page. If there aren't at least seven instances of the word Success on that page, something is wrong.

Knowing this is enough. And it takes less than a second [1] for lftp to return the number from the page.


$ basic_alert_script.sh
#!/bin/bash
lftp -f control_file > value
num=`cat value`
if [ $num != "7" ]; then mailx -s Your_lame_application_is_broken helpme@company.com < /dev/null ; fi

$ control_file
open http://application.company.com:8080/myweb/page
cat page | grep Success | wc -l
exit


FTP centric lftp tutorial, here.

[1] YMMV.

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Monday, May 12, 2008

Nerd in Love

I made this for Pasty the other night.

http://tinydb.org/qX

While not as out and out nerdly as putting our names together (serial numbers 62748 and 62749) on a cd aboard the New Horizons spacecraft for our wedding anniversary in 2005, it was an interesting token for a birthday and Mother's Day weekend all combined.

Well she liked it, and that's all that counts.



Whoosh - off to the Kuiper Belt!


Tinydb seems interesting as well. MySQL was a stripped down sort-of relational database for applications where the overhead (and cost) of Oracle is unsuitable. The came sqlite for those times when MySQL consumes too much overhead. Now .. we don't need a stiinkin' database for data [1] if the data is sufficiently small.

tinydb.org - store some tiny data in a tiny url.


[1] Clearly this is the 30,000 foot view of the process.

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I'm a nitpicker. It's what I do.



Nits

  • The Python's King Arthur was a loony, clapped into irons by the police at the climax [1] of his quest for the Grail. Probably not the image Obama wants to associate with his bid for the Oval Office.
  • Patsy isn't clapping two coconuts together to make the 'cloppy-cloppity' horsey noise.
Via.

[1] Trivia. In that scene, when the French dump a bucket of slops on Arthur's head? That was real offal. Which Chapman wasn't expecting at all. He looks well and truly pissed after that ... it ain't acting.

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Celtic Space Marines

I get people who hit on this search term coming to my blog, now and again.

celtic space marines


So .. ya. Celts. Celts are famous for man skirts. Men .. wearing kilts. In zero gravity.

You might find out what a Scot wears under his kilt even if you don't want to know.




Hello, my name is put your skirts down, man.

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Create your own fortune

Create your own, somewhat cynical, fortune file.[1]

First you'll need fortune. [2]

sudo port install fortune

Then you'll need a collection of vaguely cynical mutterings. This part is up to you.

Insert '%' between each line.

Run strfile

briandunbar_natasha_~/fortune:strfile -r sig sig.dat

Now run fortune

briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig

To expect the government to save you is to be a bystander in your own fate.

briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig

Communism has only killed 100 million people. Let's give it another chance!

briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig

"...not one but all of our crisis problems can be solved by exploiting space."

briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig

Goblin War Strike: "Fire, aim, ready!"

briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig

Stop the vicious spread of wealth creation! Vote Green.

briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig

Communism has only killed 100 million people. Let's give it another chance!

briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig

Saddle your own horse, cull your own herd, and bury your own dead. ~Col. Knute Lombatton

briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig

See, that's a _detail_.  We need those.

briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig

I don't know what it is, but I think I have a copy of WordPerfect for it. ~Mike Schiller


[1] Yes, fortune is old school and everyone knows it's ins and outs. Except I didn't, and had to look it up.
[2] If you don't have 'ports' or OS X you're on your own.

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Sunday, May 11, 2008

Containers on NFS

You can't mount a Solaris local zone (aka containers) on NFS. [1] You just can't and trying to do it ends in tears and heartache.

This isn't a problem but it sure 'nuff would be handier if you can have a zone available on a global resource (say a disk mounted with NFS). Moving a zone to a new host would be as easy as turning it off here and turning it on there.

This would be righteous and cool.

Seems that a Sun employee worked out a way to do this.

In short what we do is: We mount an NFS filesystem; Create a file; lofiadm this file; newfs this new lofi block device; mount the device on de zonepath location; Define a zone with the correct zonepath; Install and boot the zone.


It's involved and tricky and very non-supported but it oughta work. I will clear out a few hours next week and try it.


[1] 98% of the people reading this just redshifted.

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Politial Fail

If one of my children acted like an infant and insisted on sleeping on the living room floor [1], and then got pissy because Mom or Dad used the living room as a living room and woke him up, I'd have no sympathy.

I have less for a supposed adult who does the same thing.

At 4:30 am I had fallen asleep and one of the staff ran a chair on wheels into me as she continued her nasty tactics of intimidation.

Nasty is in the eye of the beholder; I submit that it's nasty and rude to inconvenience a lowly office worker who no doubt feels that she doesn't get paid enough to deal with smelly old hippies and would rather be at home with her family at 04:30.

And not just rude but pathetic - after all that ruckus and commotion they failed.

(At noon) the staff reluctantly replied that the senator would be "supporting the troops." We said we were not going to leave until the senator agreed to vote against anymore funding. The impass began.

At 5:00 am the four of us left and went to the nearest diner and headed for the toilet and then had a well deserved breakfast. I was home by 6:30 am and spent much of the day sleeping.


Senator Collins didn't agree to squat.







[1] This is hypothetical - my kids have manners and listen to their parents.

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