Like a cross between Knights of the Round Table and the Jesse James gang

Because it's good to totally dominate your space and hear the lamentations of their women ...

America, you’ve voted, and the results are in! Drumroll, please. This year’s oh-so proud winners are:

Icons:
Orville Redenbacher
Chick-Fil-A Cows

Slogans:
The Few. The Proud. The Marines—US Marine Corps
DING! You are now free to move about the country!—Southwest Airlines

Can’t wait to see you again next year!

Even if it is just a piddly online contest.