One for the phrase book

Fred On Everything with a catchy saying . . .

My love of country is great: I will use no Chinese mayonnaise.

And then I’ll bring back the one-room school house. Many will denounce me in the public prints as retrograde. Well, when you have driven your car into a swamp full of underfed alligators, retrograde is what you want to be.

I'm adding that to my phrase book.

Mayonnaise? I won't explain it - go read the article.