Al Gore's split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage was a shock to everyone who thought theirs was the ideal marriage. Now Star can exclusively reveal that the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David's ex-wife — for the past two years!
“Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers," an insider tells Star. "It couldn’t be avoided."
That's what I want as a President and Commander-in-Chief.[1] A man unable to control his gonads.
Title hat tip to Paul Harvey: "Gonads are useful for their purpose. But they are no substitute for brains."
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[1] Yeah, it's a tabloid. I reckon they're as reliable as any mainline newspaper these days, just more frank and up front about the business they are in.
