Recruiting and recruiters. It's a love-hate thing even for the military. The good recruiters tell it like it is, most of them will shade the truth a hair, and some will do anything to fill a quota.
Jimbo: Are you guys hitting on us?And some are just clueless.
Recruiter 1: No man, we want to talk to something near and dear to us.
Dolph: What - being gay?
Recruiter 2: Close - the Army!