Wednesday, April 21, 2010

A real gangsta plays his cards right

Q: If Jeff Wood is in the back seat, what do you call the guy driving?
A: Deputy.

We have a legislator, a multiple offender of our 'driving while impaired' laws.  Not talking a boozy block or two from the tavern to home but careening all over the countryside high as a kite with a skinful of booze.

He's been actually convicted, [1] for a wonder.  And he survived a vote of the Lege who wanted to remove him from office for being a public menace and giving the lege a bad name.

It was a close vote.  The guy who broke the tie was (you knew this of course) Jeff Wood.

Damn it's good to be a gangster legislator.

[1] But don't worry!  He's on work release and can still carry out the will of the People.

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