Friday, August 31, 2007

WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!

First it's bullets that have never been fired, now it's this
The only moon landing in history is NASA's Apollo expedition in 1968.

AFP .. you guys have a serious problem.

Subject Hat Tip

Cross Posted to The Daily Brief.

xkcd

Spam Blogs

I found this content on a spam blog a few minutes ago.
Feel free to go that vinculum to LiftPort - the Space Elevator Companies; I muscle sector-mote as their integrate admin. It might be a hopeless doomed effort but .. what are you doing to knock off the globe a better plank?
Look familiar? Interesting wrinkle in the spam blog business.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Hello visitors from 50 Years From Now

Why look at that - criticism generates hatred and bile.

While you're hear feel free to look around. It's a crap blog so don't expect too much. This blog started off life without any grand hopes or ambition and it has, generally, met expectations. There are some pictures. There are links. There is some muddy thinking and strong feelings.

Feel free to click this link to LiftPort - the Space Elevator Companies; I work part-time as their system admin. It might be a hopeless doomed effort but .. what are you doing to make the world a better place?

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Fifty Years From Now - bleh

This might be one of those 'meh' ideas that will never really work out.
50.YFN is shared world speculative fiction, showcasing creative visions of our world fifty years from now.
Shared world implies that creators are expected to read each other's work and respect that they all take place in the same world. My Brooklyn is your Brooklyn, and if that's where you want your story to take place, then you have to work within my Brooklyn's rules. Whose Brooklyn is it? Whoever writes it first. Stories build off each other, intertwine, become a greater tapestry. Writers can absolutely collaborate. But they may not contradict or copy each other.

Speculative fiction means NOT 'SCIFI'. No f*cking phasers or transporters or lightsabers or USS Maxipad of the United Enema of Planets or web-eared green Buddha midgets. Also? Nothing off-world. This is all Earth-bound. Save that Roddenberry sh*t for Sci Fi Channel.

It is a queer self-limiting idea. As in a land rush it rewards the quick. Get there early, stake out territory and you've stamped your corner of the universe, forever. I have scanned the future and the way it's laid out - it's a pretty sad.

Cannibalism in the Upper Peninsula, California is busy re-enacting the worst parts of Yugoslavia in the 90s, the Army is holding down highway intersections in the East - with fifty year old Strykers - it's like sending Sherman tanks to fight in Iraq - so the oil can flow.

Distopia. Who in the hell wants to play around in that. Nothing off-Earth? Pass.

I think the tag line says it all: 'a speculative futurefactory'.

Factories are places where components come in one end. The other end spits out assembled goods. In between it's all lock step and rote process. Tolerances to a nth degree, regimentation and shift work. You don't go to a factory to play around with ideas.

Kirby said it; "It's work. You're not supposed to enjoy it." Well fine.

But I like to enjoy what I read not wallow in krep.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Bear Cavalry

I don't know why this made me laugh



But it did.

Total Recall

When Alberto Gonzales shows up for work next week he'll be greeted at the door and politely reminded that he resigned. His response of course will be: I don't recall doing that.

Update: To my regret this humor is not original - I heard the line from a caller on The Dennis Miller Show before lunch today. I should have attributed it. Apologies are due to anyone who read this and thought "my he's a witty fellow".

Monday, August 27, 2007

Opus - 8-26-07

Why didn't the Washington Post run this cartoon? A sex joke. What's the joke? Lola Granola is now a Radical Muslim and Steve won't be getting any.



Geez Louise. Yes, people have feelings and lord knows we wouldn't want to offend anyone - they might cancel their subscription and the newspapers can't afford to loose too many subscribers.

Islam is a big grown up religion - if a billion faithful want to be part of the 21st century (and I think that they do) then they can stand a few gibes and jests.

Cross Posted to The Daily Brief.

Bad-Ass Soldiery

Why is the West going to win**? Because more of our soldiers are like this, than not.
"The first time you get blown up by an IED, you're like, Dude, this is badass! but after that you're like, This really is not cool at all anymore. But riding out there, getting shot at, shooting back -- that doesn't get old."
It's more than just having bad-ass soldiers. Alison didn't get that attitude from the Army - she carried it there from the civilian world. The Army merely honed it to a fine edge and gave it direction.

Cross posted to Space For Commerce.

Via.

*if you subscribe to the idea that there is a conflict between the West and humorless zealots**.

** In my world not all humorless zealots use Islam as a cover. There are plenty of other types of zealots that could bring the whole kit and caboodle to a grinding halt.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

l’Hydroptère

l’Hydroptère; Sailboat. 60 feet in length. 47.2 knots. That isn't 'fast' compared to a rocket plane or even freeway traffic but in nautical terms - screaming along a few feet above the water - it's really scooting along.

Via.

Sympathy for the spouse

Haw.

To the Editor:

The reference to Enrico Fermi in your conversation with the physicist Gino Segre (“In the Footsteps of His Uncle, Then His Father,” Aug. 14) reminded me of an equally interesting conversation I had 35 years ago with Fermi’s widow, Laura. Knowing that the scientists were sworn to secrecy, I asked her what she thought was happening during those three years.

Her answer: “To tell you the truth, I was so happy not to hear anything about physics for three years that I never gave it a thought.”

Harold Ticktin
Shaker Heights, Ohio

But rock on completely with some brand new components

Playing around with SaltedHashLoginGenerator
briandunbar_natasha-2_~/rails/cookbook2:rake test_units
(in /Users/briandunbar/rails/cookbook2)
(snip)
Finished in 0.344615 seconds.

16 tests, 34 assertions, 0 failures, 0 errors

Rockin'. Why - you ask - am I fooling around with this at 0120 in the blessed a.m.?

Because I'm house sitting, I can't get email, and doing stuff like getting user logins to work with a Rails application is how I get my kicks.

Update: lest anyone get the wrong idea SHLG is not (currently) the best method to handle user logins for Rails. Your best bet in that regard is Acts as Authenticated. At the very least the documentation is not a twisty maze.

Friday, August 24, 2007

A good question - the Left and Sex

Shannon Love at Chicago Boyz has a good question
Some time ago, I made a humorous throwaway observation that Democrats didn’t believe in individual freedom of choice except in matters pertaining to sexuality.

At the time, I thought the statement a mere comedic exaggeration. As a libertarian, I consider each political ideology a mixed bag. Each political group gives freedom with one hand and takes it away with the other. I assumed that a little honest examination of all the Left’s policy positions would quickly reveal many areas completely unrelated to sex in which the Left advocated letting individuals make the decisions about what or what not to do.

However, to my disquiet, I cannot think of a single one! I honestly cannot think of a single non-sexual area in which the contemporary Left advocates letting individuals decide what or what not to do.

Can anyone else?
I’m really serious about this. If you can think of an area please say so. If you can’t, ask around your leftist friends and contact me at shannonlove-at-chicagoboyz.net.

More at the link - it's a good question. The three people who read this blog are evenly divided Left, Right and Lib so ... what do y'all think?

Stereotypes

Stereotypes

Atkins said he had also hoped that the study would give him a greater understanding of those who occupy a lower socioeconomic strata than himself, and vice-versa.

"This project, in theory, afforded an upper-middle-class academic like myself the opportunity to build bridges with those of a culturally dissimilar background, enabling both me and them to gain a greater understanding and appreciation of the other's unique perspectives and experiences," he said. "Nope. Didn't happen. I did, however, have a lot of empty bottles thrown at me through missing windows."

The Onion, of course.

Jihad - The Musical

Rave reviews - no death threats
I wanna be like Osama
I wanna wear designer clothes beneath a robe
While my lackeys loom like vultures, I’ll declare a clash of cultures,
Kill civilians by the millions round the globe
Grow a beard down to my navel, conquer YouTube, get on cable,
And be wealthier than any man I know
Please make me like Osama B.
With an Al Jazeera Show!

The best defense against humorless zealots is making fun of them.

Eccentric vs Insane

Via Daring Fireball - Stanley Kubrick, eccentric.

"It's Futura Extra Bold," explains Tony. "It was Stanley's favourite typeface. It's sans serif. He liked Helvetica and Univers, too. Clean and elegant."

"Is this the kind of thing you and Kubrick used to discuss?" I ask.

"God, yes," says Tony. "Sometimes late into the night. I was always trying to persuade him to turn away from them. But he was wedded to his sans serifs."

We've all known guys like this. If they don't have money it's best to keep a sharp stick handy so we can poke them if they get out of hand.

SUNW is now JAVA

Sun changed their stock symbol from SUNW to JAVA.
Sun is blessed to have built two of the best known brands on the internet. The Java brand, and OpenOffice (and its cousin, StarOffice).
Dude. Sun sells hardware. It's what you do. Y'all write software so we have a reason to spend big bucks on the hardware. We're not filling data centers with racks and racks of Sun branded servers because of Java or OpenOffice. We're filling data centers with racks and racks of Sun hardware because the machines are solid, they scale and Solaris is a terrific operating system.

But I am not a marketing guy, I don't have any money invested in Sun ... so this may be one of those clever as a fox deals that I just don't get.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Carnival of Space #17

Carnival of Space #17 is posted at The Planetary Society Blog - hosted by the gracious Emily Lakdawalla.

Free Ruby Lessons

Free Ruby Lessons

In August 2006, I conducted some Free Ruby Lessons on the net. Peter Cooper the author of Beginning Ruby wrote a small note on his Ruby Inside blog and over 100+ would-be Ruby developers registered and learned Ruby along with me. These lessons culminated into my RubyLearning site and my Ruby Study Notes eBook.

Even today, I keep getting a lot of emails to re-start these lessons and to encourage you all, I have decided to do so.

Here’s the plan:


Click here for more.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Monarchy

Ah - the fringe Right is heard from
President Bush can fail in his duty to himself, his country, and his God, by becoming “ex-president” Bush or he can become “President-for-Life” Bush: the conqueror of Iraq, who brings sense to the Congress and sanity to the Supreme Court. Then who would be able to stop Bush from emulating Augustus Caesar and becoming ruler of the world? For only an America united under one ruler has the power to save humanity from the threat of a new Dark Age wrought by terrorists armed with nuclear weapons. - Philip Atkinson, neo-crazy author.
Gag.

But wait - this might not be a bad thing. Done properly a monarchy has certain advantages over the rabble-rousing Democracy we're currently encumbered with. Consider that there are a number of things that perhaps ought to be done that cannot be because our attention is drawn from manners of Great Import to fiddly details like earmarks and meddling with the corn harvest.

Like what? Well space exploration and settlement for one thing. As it is right we keep whipsawing every four or eight years on a new direction and the only thing that matters is that enough of the pork be spread around in a thin film in Important Congressional Districts. An absolute monarch could lay down the law and off with their heads if it's not done post-haste.

Style Jeb Duke of East Orange, make him head of the American Inner System Company, find some smart guys to run the place and let them go to town.

One problem with making Bush President For Life; lack of a male heir. We may assume that Laura is too old to bear more children.

On his death the crown would pass to his younger brother Jeb. Jeb has two sons (George P. and Jeb Jr.) so the House of Bush looks as if it will pass down through the nephews of the present President for Life, George I.

Long live the King.

Via.