The Four Musketeers.
No not that one. This one is three tedious hours long, made in France with a bad English dub. It's got assassins dancing around like ninjas. And Satan.
It's bad. I thought 'just meh' until the very end. Then it turned to krep: Milady de Winter escapes the executioner's ax. How? Satan intervenes. Why? So she can remain in his service.
Because that's the way Satan rolls.
Leaving aside that the actress is no Faye Dunaway - she's not even Rebecca De Mornay - no no - if she doesn't DIE then the whole story is twisted around and she gets to come back in a sequel like Michael Myers in drag. Urgh.
No not that one. This one is three tedious hours long, made in France with a bad English dub. It's got assassins dancing around like ninjas. And Satan.
It's bad. I thought 'just meh' until the very end. Then it turned to krep: Milady de Winter escapes the executioner's ax. How? Satan intervenes. Why? So she can remain in his service.
Because that's the way Satan rolls.
Leaving aside that the actress is no Faye Dunaway - she's not even Rebecca De Mornay - no no - if she doesn't DIE then the whole story is twisted around and she gets to come back in a sequel like Michael Myers in drag. Urgh.
