A rant from Cutelildrow that is just too, too good not to reprint
But holy shit, in what UNIVERSE DID YOU FUCKING THINK THAT WOULD WORK?!Remind me to stay out that chick's line of fire.
Seriously, where were you when God was handing out brains? And why, why, why is it starting to look like that your ancestors went out for tacos instead of waiting for their Apple from the Tree of Knowledge? It's gotta be like that because there is no way this much stupid could be distilled down to three successive generations, which makes me boggle. How in the name of Darwin did natural selection not get you?
I mean it. Anyone with two neurons floating in the center of a sac of saline would have cottoned on at light speed how that 'plan' was going to go very, very, very, epically fail. And mutate into so much wrongness, I'm surprised that the Gods haven't struck it down as an abomination of reality.
