Things I learned second-hand
- Germans don't know what pie is. Talking real pie - the kind with fruit or pumpkin filling.
- Neither do Turks.
- Turks are insane drivers.
- That insanity is infectious.
- If one is hauling chunks of rock home on the airplane one will be stopped by security. If only because they're knocked out that someone would haul rocks around in a suitcase.
- Dogs will emotionally detonate when their mistress suddenly appears in the driveway after a two-week absence.
