This tickled my funny bone. Dynamic entry ... Sluggy Freelance style:

And what are Torg, Riff and Gwen doing? They're hunting zombies, duh.
And what am I doing at zero-dark thirty? I was woken up by the forces of darkness and e-vil [1] because a Very Important Server had stopped talking.
Windows - man don't tell me it sucks: it is such a kick-ass operating system that it finds a way to issue a BSOD at 01:00 in the a.m., just so I know it cares.
[1] Also known as third shift.

And what are Torg, Riff and Gwen doing? They're hunting zombies, duh.
And what am I doing at zero-dark thirty? I was woken up by the forces of darkness and e-vil [1] because a Very Important Server had stopped talking.
Windows - man don't tell me it sucks: it is such a kick-ass operating system that it finds a way to issue a BSOD at 01:00 in the a.m., just so I know it cares.
[1] Also known as third shift.