Chris Ballard went to the Super Bowl to see wretched excess ...
Hold on there sport: supermodels?
Watching super-skinny women with no curves gyrate on a table would be an anatomy lesson on the major bones of the skeleton.
Wretched, sure, but not wretched excess. Pass.
I wanted to see the glitterati rinsing their Escalades with Cristal, then drying them off with imported, endangered pandas. I wanted to see supermodels giving table dances to indicted executives wearing Armani do-rags.
Hold on there sport: supermodels?
Watching super-skinny women with no curves gyrate on a table would be an anatomy lesson on the major bones of the skeleton.
Wretched, sure, but not wretched excess. Pass.
