AFP's caption generator goes hawire

AFP's caption generator goes on the fritz, hilarity ensues.
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A US airman with a machine gun in Indian Springs. Burglars in the United States could once sue homeowners if they were shot, but now a growing number of states have made it legal to shoot to kill when somebody breaks into a house(AFP/Getty Images/File/Ethan Millar)

Next up - a story by AFP about the growing tend of homeowners to utilize M60s and claymore mines for deliberate ambush in their front yards.

Cross Posted to The Daily Brief.

BSOD

This is Windows Server 2003 in a Parallels VM session ... crashing.



It just does that, now and again.

Now - this might be an issue with the VM software and Server 2003 is very very stable on real hardware. But none of the OTHER operating systems I have in Parallels (FreeBSD, Solaris) do that.

Make some noise

Via Joe Huffman:

Uncle asks, "But, you know, who can’t watch chicks in bikinis firing belt fed machine guns?"

Unh, no. The video does nothing for me - it's merely annoying. In particular I wanted to yell at the machine gunners to fire 6-8 round bursts - full on rock-and roll might be fun but you're shooting wildly and risking a melted barrel. If you're not putting rounds on the target, what's the point?

It's easy - pull the trigger, chant "six to eight round burst" and release. My seven-year old can do it. Jeez-us.

Fry & Laurie

Reminds me of a young pre-portly Robert Earl Keen: Fry & Laurie

via.

Things I did not know this morning

I didn't know the idea of 'double-tap and one to the brain' had a name ...

The Mozambique Drill (also known as the Failure Drill or 2+1 Drill) instructs the shooter to place a double-tap in the center of mass, followed by a carefully aimed head shot. The third shot should be aimed to destroy the brain, killing the target and thereby preventing the target from retaliating. It was added to the modern technique of gunfighting by Jeff Cooper based on the experience of one of his students, Mike Rousseau, while on duty in Mozambique. Rousseau was later killed in action in the Rhodesian War.

In my defense when I was in the Marines they were only just getting around to teaching Marines how to shoot the pistol in combat - and such training would be for the grunts first, REMFs last, and super-REMFs working for II MEF G6 last of all.

Puppet

Puppet - cute name, serious application.

Put simply, Puppet is a system for automating system administration tasks.

What, another one? Sure - but this one appears to be easy to setup, easy to scale across many servers and environments. I fooled around with cfengine long ago and it felt like an application I had to spend a huge amount of time getting to the sysadmin version of 'Hello World'. More time than I could spend, frankly. I work at a mid-size company I simply don't have time to devote to spend 40 hours to get to 'Hello World'.

I must not be the only one.

Luke Kanies, who founded Reductive Labs, has been doing server automation for years, and Puppet is the result of his frustration with existing tools. After significant effort spent trying to enhance cfengine, plus a stint at a commercial server automation vendor, Luke concluded that the only way to get a great automation tool was to develop one.

And yes, I'm familiar with the saying 'If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to fix it'. Well sometimes you don't have time to do it right, because you won't be in business if you fool around with piddly crap and forget you have customers waiting for your product.

Any way. Downloaded it, configured a server. Configured a client. Setup the server to tell the client who owns a test file and file permissions. Client connects and after a authenticating .. shazam! It works.

I like stuff that Just Works. See previous post for why.

Operations is a competitive advantage

Operations is a competitive advantage

Many people think of Operations as "a bunch of boring work... which I'm hoping someone else is doing."

Boring work that I happen to enjoy. Here is why I enjoy it so much:

The example above is the tale of two Web 2.0 startups scaling to 20 systems during their first three months. The first team starts writing software and installing systems as they go, waiting to deal with the "ops stuff" until they have an "ops person". The second team dedicates someone to infrastructure for the first few weeks and ramps up from there. They won't need to hire an "ops person" for a long time and can focus on building great technology.

The payoff for doing a good, boring job is making stuff happen and moving on the cool stuff, instead of cobbling together patch after hack after ad-hoc solution. Bleh.

The tools exist and there are many many system administrators who know how to utilize them. Of course there are a lot of drones who insist on hand editing files and doing things the hard way but with some care you can avoid employing guys like that.

The Day The Routers Died

The Day The Routers Died
a song performed by the secret-wg in the closing plenary of the RIPE 55 conference.

a long long time ago
i can still remember
when my laptop could connect elsewhere

and i tell you all there was a day
the network card i threw away
had a purpose - and worked for you and me....

But 18 years completely wasted
with each address we've aggregated
the tables overflowing
the traffic just stopped flowing....

And now we're bearing all the scars
and all my traceroutes showing stars...
the packets would travel faster in cars...
the day....the routers died



Chorus (ALL!!!!!)

So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we'd better give it a try
I suppose we'd better give it a try

Now did you write an RFC
That dictated how we all should be
Did we listen like we should that day

Now were you back at RIPE fifty-four
Where we heard the same things months before
And the people knew they'd have to change their ways....

And we - knew that all the ISPs
Could be - future proof for centuries

But that was then not now
Spent too much time playing WoW

ooh there was time we sat on IRC
Making jokes on how this day would be
Now there's no more use for TCP
The day the routers died...

Chorus (chime in now)

So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we'd better give it a try
I suppose we'd better give it a try

I remember those old days I mourn
Sitting in my room, downloading porn
Yeah that's how it used to be....

When the packets flowed from A to B
via routers that could talk IP
There was data..that could be exchanged between you and me....

Oh but - I could see you all ignore
The fact - we'd fill up IPv4

But we all lost the nerve
And we got what we deserved!

And while...we threw our network kit away
And wished we'd heard the things they say
Put all our lives in disarray

The day...the routers died...

Chorus (those silent will be shot)

So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we'd better give it a try
I suppose we'd better give it a try


Saw a man with whom I used to peer
Asked him to rescue my career
He just sighed and turned away..

I went down to the net cafe
that I used to visit everyday
But the man there said I might as well just leave...

And now we've all lost our purpose..
my cisco shares completely worthless...

No future meetings for me
At the Hotel Krasnapolsky

and the men that make us push and push
Like Geoff Huston and Randy Bush
Should've listened to what they told us....
The day...the routers....died

Chorus (time to lose your voice)

So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we'd better give it a try
I suppose we'd better give it a try

Ambition

Not house broken either

"Gosh darn it - that's the third time he's done a tinkle in the living room today ...."



It's got to be a joke. I hope it's a joke ...

A country such as this

You know what's cool about living in this year of our Lord 2007 in America? We'll expend dozens of man-hours of effort a whole lot of resources to save a single animal from falling to death.




This is not unique to America of course but consider what people a few hundred years ago would have done; they would have potted him with a rifle and had bear stew. We have the time, energy and attention to save a single feckless bear.

Read here for the grizzly details and more pictures.

Via.

The Four Musketeers

The Four Musketeers.

No not that one. This one is three tedious hours long, made in France with a bad English dub. It's got assassins dancing around like ninjas. And Satan.

It's bad. I thought 'just meh' until the very end. Then it turned to krep: Milady de Winter escapes the executioner's ax. How? Satan intervenes. Why? So she can remain in his service.

Because that's the way Satan rolls.

Leaving aside that the actress is no Faye Dunaway - she's not even Rebecca De Mornay - no no - if she doesn't DIE then the whole story is twisted around and she gets to come back in a sequel like Michael Myers in drag. Urgh.

Love

Yes, yes yes.

A man experiencing love, and, what is more, experiencing it for the first time, does not envisage obstacles. If any happen, he assumes that they will go down, like the walls of Jericho, at the sound of the trumpets of his love. The only thing he fears is the girl herself; he will turn up at her door twenty times before he finds the courage to ring the bell once, he will send her unsigned Valentines written with his left hand from improbable places, and if he ever gets up the nerve to tell her what he means (and she will, by then, have got the point long since – unless she is preternaturally stupid), he will be in an agony of terror till she has finished going through the usual platitudes about being just friends. Roaring beasts? Love is more likely to make Bayard or Achilles into a terrified sheep; or, as I put it rather more poetically in some lines to Debbie,

O Love, the mountains bend their proud heads down,
And lions hide in your lap their royal frown.

What he writes is true, as I have experienced it.

Carrot

From Gerrold's not-blog 'Bottomless Soup' from 9/15/07 . . .

Finally, a mildly funny bit of conversation that happened at a recent gathering of SF folks. A friend (fan?) was muttering about past worldcons, present worldcons, and future worldcons, and asked me why I hadn't been invited to be a guest of honor at a worldcon yet. (It was his point that I've been snubbed or overlooked or passed over, while other writers of a much more recent generation are being chosen.) I hadn't really paid much attention to worldcons (sorry guys), because I've been so busy with other stuff, but as near as I can figure out, whoever decides these things are probably waiting until I finish book five of the Chtorr series. I dunno if that's true, but that's as good a reason as any.

I do not know if it is true but ... do you think it's be a good carrot? I've been reading the Chtorr series since I was fifteen - I want to find out what happens to McCarthy and Lizard and above all how that damned Chtorrian ecology got here and if there is an intelligence behind it or if it's just evolution in action.

But also ..

I covered the area, hoping to find one out in the open—no such luck. But I did see where they had started to dam the stream. Could they be amphibious too? I sucked in my breath and tried to focus on the forest again. Just one clear glimpse, that’s all I wanted—

The CRA-A-ACK! of the M-20 startled me. I fumbled to refocus the binoculars—the creatures still moved undisturbed. Then what had Duke been firing at—? I slid my gaze across to the enclosure—where a small form lay bleeding in the dirt. Her arms twitched.

A second CRA-A-ACK! and her head blossomed in a flower of sudden red—

I jerked my eyes away, horrified. I stared at Duke. “What the hell are you doing?”

Duke was staring intently through the telescopic sight, waiting to see if she would move again. When she didn’t, he raised his head from the sight and stared across the valley. At the hidden Chtorrans. A long time. His expression was … distant. For a moment I thought he was in a trance. Then he seemed to come alive again and slid off down the hill, down to where Shorty and Louis and Larry waited. Their expressions were strange too, and they wouldn’t look at each other’s eyes.

“Come on,” said Duke, shoving the M-20 at Shorty. “Let’s get out of here.”

I followed after them. I must have been mumbling. “He shot her—” I kept saying. “He shot her—”

Finally, Larry dropped back and took the binoculars out of my trembling hands. “Be glad you’re not the man,” he said. “Or you’d have had to do it.”

That's writing, brother. Gerrold does it well, I want to see more of it.

The Peloponnesian War

Cleaning up around the house and I found 'The Peloponnesian War' on the shelf.

,

I recall ordering a copy via Zooba, a long time ago. It arrived, was opened and shelved by some kind soul without telling me "oh the book you wanted is here." Makes me wonder what other packages are lurking around the house waiting for me to stumble upon them.

At least my reading needs are now taken care of for the next two weeks - how cool.

We did a rush and that's why we're in the pickle we're in

City decides to get into the steam selling business. Converts an old power plant to sell steam to four industrial customers. What could go wrong?

• Plant operations were more expensive than the city thought it would be.
• A potential customer employed a modest amount of legal acumen and backed out of the project.
• Three years on a key machine isn't working correctly.
• The cost of coal doubled, requiring a changeover to softer coal.

The city as taken out loans totaling $13.9 million, which has caused their credit rating to plummet. In turn other projects are delayed or put off. Hard to talk the bank into paying for a new fire station when you're trying to pay off the note on a huge ol' coal-fired steam plant.

The plant is worth - at best - $17 million. The total debt is $40 million, which makes it kinda hard to sell without incurring even more debt.

Some choice quotes

"We did a rush and that's why we're in the pickle we're in," said Stan Martenson, longtime president of the Utilities Commission. "We're bleeding red. We've got to change it."

You think? One wonders if Stan might have exercised a tad more diligence if he were using some of his own capital here.

Since PCI (consulting company) already had done a lot of work for Wisconsin Public Power, Martenson said utility officials felt comfortable. Ultimately, he said, utility officials misinterpreted the consultant's proposal to mean a total cost of $12.5 million.

Translation: We didn't read the consultants report beyond the summary page.

In late December 2005, utility officials received a signed steam supply contract from papermaker SCA Tissue, which had been expected to be the plant's second largest steam customer. Their relief soon turned to dismay when it was discovered that SCA, which had signed a letter of intent to negotiate a steam contract in November 2004, had added a provision that would allow it to back out at virtually any time.

Translation: We didn't read the legal stuff we signed, either.

Laux said contracts with three other customers — Sonoco/U.S. Paper, Whiting Paper and Alcan Packaging Inc. — have provisions requiring them to pay hookup costs should they decide to stop buying steam. While the plant reportedly has helped those buyers reduce their costs, utility officials recently asked them to renegotiate their contracts to help keep the plant afloat.

I know what my answer would be - I have no doubt the guys at Sonoco, Whiting and Alcan will be nicer about it.

Evenson, who is an attorney, has read the consultant reports and thinks that the central question is whether existing customers are willing to pay more for steam.

"If they are willing to do so, the plant may be able to survive and it might generate a very modest profit," he said. "If they are not willing to pay more, then the utility and the city need to look at the hard alternatives presented."

Better start looking at the hard alternatives then.

The best part? The guy in charge - Martenson - of all this has been re-apointed to a new five-year term on the commission. Rewarding the success that is just out of reach, I suppose.

Disneyland without the safety precautions

Cryptonomicon

"This whole continent is like fucking Disneyland without the safety precautions," Randy observes. "Am I the only person who finds it surreal?"

Crocs on the Loose

Shotgun-toting marksmen cruised rivers in northeastern Nakhon Ratchasima province on Sunday hunting for 11 crocodiles that slithered away last week from a flooded farm.

I've seen alligators - I don't call what they do 'slithering'. I'm sure it would have been interesting to watch ... from a distance.

Update: 'Crocs' link changed to the right link.

Quotable Quotes

Coyote Blog

Avoid any business where there are substantial non-monetary reasons why people might want to start a business there

TJIC

There is a huge field of people in business around me who don’t even understand the phrase “operational excellence”. Which means that if I consistently deliver “operational mediocrity”, I am still doing better than most.

The Chrome Age

Mark has produced a new piece - 'The Chrome Age'.

I am no judge of art but .. man that is shiny.

See also 'Science', and 'Innovation' for other nifty Horvathian goodness.

Squeeze suits

Atomic Fungus has hit on the perfect nickname for mechanical counter pressure suits (aka Space Activity Suit aka Bio-Suit)



"Squeeze" suits.

That makes me happy.

Super Dork

Super Dork!

Children are interesting.

The Power of the Dog

“The Power of the Dog”

Rudyard Kipling

THERE is sorrow enough in the natural way
From men and women to fill our day;
And when we are certain of sorrow in store,
Why do we always arrange for more?
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

Buy a pup and your money will buy
Love unflinching that cannot lie—
Perfect passion and worship fed
By a kick in the ribs or a pat on the head.
Nevertheless it is hardly fair
To risk your heart for a dog to tear.

When the fourteen years which Nature permits
Are closing in asthma, or tumour, or fits,
And the vet’s unspoken prescription runs
To lethal chambers or loaded guns,
Then you will find—it’s your own affair—
But . . . you’ve given your heart to a dog to tear.

When the body that lived at your single will,
With its whimper of welcome, is stilled (how still!).
When the spirit that answered your every mood
Is gone—wherever it goes—for good,
You will discover how much you care,
And will give your heart to a dog to tear.

We’ve sorrow enough in the natural way,
When it comes to burying Christian clay.
Our loves are not given, but only lent,
At compound interest of cent per cent.
Though it is not always the case, I believe,
That the longer we’ve kept ’em, the more do we grieve.
For, when debts are payable, right or wrong,
A short-time loan is as bad as a long—
So why in—Heaven (before we are there)
Should we give our hearts to a dog to tear?

Carnival of Space #25

Carnival of Space #25 is up. Go thee forth and read a selection of space related goodness.

HeavyInk - damned interesting

HeavyInk is live. To call it an online comic store is damning with faint praise - it's nifty, slick and done by people who know what they're doing.

You know what Amazon did for book buying and books? They're doing that for comics.

Damn Interesting - The Vela Incident

The Vela Incident

On 22 September 1979, sometime around 3:00am local time, a US Atomic Energy Detection System satellite recorded a pattern of intense flashes in a remote portion of the Indian Ocean. Moments later an unusual, fast-moving ionospheric disturbance was detected by the Arecibo Observatory in Puerto Rico, and at about the same time a distant, muffled thud was overheard by the US Navy's undersea Sound Surveillance System (SOSUS). Evidently something violent and explosive had transpired in the ocean off the southern tip of Africa.

More

Kids do the darndest things

What do kids do when you're not around?

My little brother is a dork. So I made him a costume, and took a video of him playing around.

Sigh.

Laser Robots in Salt Lake City

'Cause laser powered robots are cool.

The 2007 Spaceward Games are on in Salt Lake City - and they've got webcams

One

Two


Subject line by Howard Taylor - it's just too good not to borrow.

Oh Sweet

I'm sure these are related in some way.






No? Well it's been a long night.

Bureaucracy

Pournelle on bureaucracy

CalTrans got the I-5 open again a day earlier than they thought they could. There are still some good engineers in that bureaucracy, and this should remind us that bureaucracies are not evil; it's just that they will always end up under the control of those more dedicated to the bureaucracy than to its goals. Case in point, the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power, and particularly the water department. It does its job and does it well. It has also managed to get 20 to 50% higher wages for its employees than other civil servants manage for exactly the same qualifications and job descriptions.

None of this should be astonishing. As Possony and I pointed out a long time ago, government often does good, and the usual way it does so is to set up a bureaucracy. My favorite example is rabies shots for dogs. Rabies is endemic in the hills above our house, but there have been essentially no cases of human rabies in Los Angeles since the 1930's. This is because we require proof of rabies shots as a condition for getting a dog license -- and the animal control bureaucracy is zealous in detecting unlicensed dogs. Now you and I are not likely to be obsessed with snooping on the neighbors to detect an unlicensed dog, but we are very glad that someone does that. The bureaucracy attracts the kind of people who do take that job seriously. Everyone profits and the public weal is served. I could multiply these examples.

Government can do two things: send armed men to intervene in your life, and set up bureaucracies. When we want government to do something, we should keep that in mind. If the problem can't be solved by force or through a bureaucracy, then perhaps it ought not be entrusted to government.

Kicking butt and taking names

For the record

I am very blessed to have an active partner in my parenting role at home. If I need him to he will come home for work and help kick butt for me.

I have never, ever kicked my children in the rear. Or at least not in anger. I have lightly boosted little monkey across the floor with my foot but that was rough housing and he madly giggled the entire time.


Also . . .

Maybe I don't have the guarantee that my children won't grow up to become serial killers

If they do we'll be supportive ..

Student 1 at College: Someone's gone to the roof of the bell tower with a rifle!
Dean at College: It's Kevin Buckman! His father totally screwed him up!
Student 2 at College: What's he yelling?
Kevin Buckman Age 21: YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!
Gil: [Yelling through a megaphone] Son, I'm sorry. I did all the best I could.
[Kevin shoots the megaphone from his hands]
Gil: Nice shot son! It's important to be supportive. Come on lets sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, Diarrhea - "

We don't care. We don't have to.

Two of our vendors have been consumed by Oracle. Over the past year it's become clear that the classic barb about the telephone company is true of them as well.

We don't care. We don't have to. We're Oracle.

What would life be like without friction? Boring, that's what. So .. thanks Oracle for injecting irritation into my work day.

Hail Eris

The Discoridan plan to subvert the Nobel Peace Prize

The Nobel committee's announcement cited Gore and the IPCC "for their efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge about man-made climate change, and to lay the foundations for the measures that are needed to counteract such change."

continues. Hail Eris!

The Brave One

Saw 'The Brave One' with best girl tonight.

Awesome film. I can't review the movie and give it justice except that to say that I don't think Jodie Foster has ever done a bad movie.

There is this thing that Foster does ... I can't describe it except to say that the woman can act.

Carnival of Space for Thursday, October 11, 2007

Welcome to the Carnival of Space for Thursday, October 11, 2007.


First up is Pamela Gay from Star Stryder with In Search of Alien Air. She links to, and comments on, two papers that discuss the difficult task of finding extra-solar planets.

I'm near-sighted and have trouble seeing past the end of my nose. It's astounding to me that we can find planets around another star.


Ken Murphy sends along his article in The Space Review - The Exploration of, and Conquest of, the Moon!.

In the 1950s, people were beginning to realize, as rockets penetrated further and further past the threshold of space, that perhaps Goddard had been on to something, and perhaps a trip to our Moon was possible. To help popularize this idea in the freest bastions of the free world, the US and UK, two teams of authors and illustrators set out to create books that would be accessible to everyone and explained the most basic principles of what would be involved. The results couldn’t be more different, perhaps reflecting the deeper cultural lessons, but also differing in the scope of their ambitions.

Moving outward from the Moon to Mars and the Asteroid Belt we have Darnell Clayton at Colony Worlds with Colonizing Ceres Before Mars Could Save The Red Planet.

Whether or not our species actually settles the red planet is highly questionable. Unlike Earth's Moon, Mars lacks major resources of any kind that would make colonizing the planet worthwhile. Unless those crimson deserts can provide some return on investment, it may be wiser to turn Mars into a penal colony, than attempting to recreate the world into a second home.But humanity may be able to justify settling Mars by diverting its attention towards the asteroid belt first--and the key towards conquering the asteroid belt, as well as Mars may lie upon the dwarf world Ceres.

The choice of which to settle first is a Cereous matter ...


Stuartatk at Cumbrian Sky talks about one of our happy robot pals who have gone before us and made tire ruts on the surface of Mars in Tracks

A couple of days ago an image flashed up on my screen and I literally froze as I looked at it...



It wasn’t anything anyone else would consider to be “special” or “amazing”; just a grainy, black and white picture of Opportunity’s tracks through the inches-high dust dune running around the edge of Victoria Crater, but it triggered something in me, a reaction, a response, that refused to go away. Just two notches in an undulating, close horizon, but it made my breath catch in my throat, because it occurred to me that that picture was the latest in a long line of images showing nothing less than Mankind’s progress and development – if not Evolution itself.

Come to think of it one of the more interesting memories I have growing up is looking at wagon wheel ruts carved into rock near my grandma's place in Oregon - ruts made by pioneers on the Oregon trail.


TopSpace at RLV and Space Transport News links to and comments on a USA Today article about Eric Anderson and Space Adventures.

These people (ISS tourists) are not part of a market study. They are hard data that prove the appeal of space tourism (sorry, I prefer that term). Furthermore, their "regular folk" backgrounds indicate that a similar percentage of people in lower net worth strata would go if the ticket prices came within their reach.

With respect five of anything doesn't prove much - the sample size is too small. We can be hopeful but ought to be wary of inferring from ratty data.


Speaking of cynics ... it's Shubber from Space Cynics about the ISS in Slim Pickings.

Thomas Pickens III seems to think that the future opportunity for making the ISS that success that we all deep down know it can be is to get the pharmaceutical industry to line up to use it… if only they knew how valuable it was!

I'd be wary of using an expensive one of a kind government facility that costs a bundle to get to as well.



Louise Riofrio at Babe In The Universe links pop culture and Niels Bohr in STARDUST and Niels Bohr.

STARDUST is based on a graphic novel by Neil Gaiman. A star (Claire Danes) falls to Earth in human form and can't return to the sky. Along the way she encounters lovestruck Tristan Thorne (Charlie Cox) and pirate Captain Shakespeare (Robert DeNiro), who captures lightning in his airship. She is pursued by Prince Septemus (Mark Strong) and a wicked witch (Michelle Pfeiffer). The villains wish to cut out the star's glowing heart to gain her secret of eternal life.

The eternal life of stars has been a mystery that life on Earth's surface depends on. According to standard models, life should not have evolved here at all because when the Solar System was forming the Sun was only 75% as bright. Earth's average temperature would have been 15 degrees below zero Celsius, frozen solid. This can't be true, for geology and the fossil record say that Earth had liquid water and life when models say it was frozen solid. This conflict with observations is the Faint Young Sun paradox.

Paul Gilster at Centauri Dreams weighs in with Remembering Robert Bussard. As you are no doubt aware of Robert Bussard passed on last week. His work on fusion may yet bear fruit - and we'll owe him a great deal if it does. But we should also remember him for other work

it’s the ramjet that I return to as I think about him. If you collect classic papers, as I do, here’s one for you: Bussard’s “Galactic Matter and Interstellar Spaceflight” in Acta Astronautica 6 (1960), pp. 179–94. Imagine a scoop created by a magnetic field that sucks in interstellar hydrogen ionized by a forward-firing laser. The result is fed into a fusion reactor. Get the vehicle up to about six percent of light speed and you could light that engine, with presumably amazing results.

There are worse ways to get around the galaxy.


Greg Laden at Evolution (catchy tag line, Greg) opines that Sputnik was The greatest thing that ever happened to America.

If you were raised in a society in which there is an evil enemy that you are convinced intends to arrive some day on your country’s shores, take over your government, impose a new social order, marry your sister, and so on, then when this evil foreign government sends the first warning shot in this war and it is an unprecedented and amazing feat of science, then suddenly you love science. You pay taxes to fund science. Your idolize science. You start demanding that science comes to the rescue. One way to do this is to fund science, fund higher education, build up the universities.

Maybe? What do you think?



Space Files reports that the UFO seen during Apollo mission thing has been resolved.

One of the legends of the space age is that during their flight to the moon, Apollo astronauts saw UFOs, or objects they couldn't identify but which were obviously floating in space somewhere close to them. This is rather a fact than a legend, as Buzz Aldrin confirmed it in numerous interviews.

I mean we know this it never hurts to point this out. Me, I think that it's incredible that we assume there are aliens savvy enough to cross thousands of light years, hide their presence from us but .. dumb enough to pull an oopsie and show themselves to the guys aboard Apollo?




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Personal note - this is posted long after I wanted it to, with apologies. I don't like to make excuses because that sounds (to my ear) like whining and I hate whiners. Let's just say that life has been busy of late and leave it at that.

Hammer Time!

From Doc Searls - Stop! Hammer time!

75-year-old Mona Shaw was angry after constant delays and broken promises derailed her Comcast Triple Play installation. Her solution? The woman took a hammer to a local payment center (via) and smashed a support rep’s keyboard, monitor and telephone. “Have I got your attention now?” asked the woman, who was arrested for disorderly conduct.

U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down.

Notes from a Service Request - simplified

Notes from a Service Request* - simplified

Me: The fix you had us implement last week didn't work. What if we extend the timeout value?
Vendor: Please use the values we provided.
Me: I did. We want to extend the timeout values to see if that fixes the problem.
Vendor: The problem will be fixed by implementing the changes we recommended.
Me: bangs head on desk

*I won't mention the vendor's name but their name begins with 'O' and ends with 'E'.

Right brain or Left Brain?

The Right Brain vs Left Brain test.

I'm a Left Brain kinda guy it seems.

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS

• uses logic
• detail oriented
• facts rule
• words and language
• present and past
• math and science
• can comprehend
• knowing
• acknowledges
• order/pattern perception
• knows object name
• reality based
• forms strategies
• practical
• safe

Who would want it any other way? I did try really really hard to see her spinning clockwise but no dice. Guess I'm wired to be a 'facts rule, imagination drools' sorta fella.

The Two Monkeys are Lefties as well - Older Monkey could concentrate and make her spin clock-wise.

Via.

Update: SWMBO saw it as turning both ways at once. When I asked what she meant by that she looked closer, shook her head like a dog with ear mites and said it made her head hurt.

Gift

All in all this was a near thing; details don't matter but she came this close to passing from my life forever.

So. Every day with her since is a Gift and shall be treated as such.

Indian Summer-ish

It's October and ...



Hunh. The Puritan in me warns that we can't expect to wear shorts in October without paying for it in February.

Children

Children are not an unadulterated delight, true. They're people and they have good days and bad days. If you're not ready to stick it out for at least eighteen years, better off not starting a family. Find this out too late? Too bad - suck it up and do the best you can.

Or you can write a book and whine about it. Then you'll be famous and garner lots of sympathy and give your kids a concrete reason to hate you. Like Corinne Maier did.

"We went to a family dinner in the suburbs of Paris. It took us a lot of time to go there with the children, and we went because the children wanted to go. We didn't want to go, my partner and I, and it was a bit boring, but we took them anyway," she says with a Gallic nonchalance, strolling across an empty floor in the enormous, art-filled house in one of the better corners of Brussels where she lives in a kind of exile from France with her partner, Yves, 45, their daughter Laure, 13, and son, Cecil, 10.

"And on the way back, the two of us thought that it would be nice to see an exhibition on Belgian surrealists. Once inside the museum, the children began to be awful." Laure said that the exhibition was "bullshit." Cecil began to scream, so Yves took him outside. "And I started yelling at him for this: 'Why aren't you more strong with him?' And we began to argue. We didn't see anything. And at that point, I thought, 'I really regret it, I regret having children.' "

Take a 10 and 13 year old to an art gallery filled with Belgian surrealism and you deserve what you get.

She is painfully honest, as perhaps only a psychiatrist can be, about her own delusions of motherhood. She had been an only child and had hoped that having children would end her feelings of loneliness. She realized too late, she says, that it simply created new forms of loneliness.

"I thought it would be easier. I didn't realize how tough it would be - the organization required, the time you have to spend with them for maybe 20 years. It was the idea of feeling trapped, trapped in something that you are unable to end, it will last you 15 or 20 years and you cannot escape. It is not like a job, which you can change. Or a country."

Jee-zus on a pogo stick, lady. You can't run from who you are. Recall the words of the immortal Buckaroo Banzai " . . . no matter where you go, there you are."

There is an awkward question that looms over this, though: If she feels so strongly that motherhood is a mistake, is she willing to tell her children that they themselves were mistakes?

It seems obvious that a psychiatrist, who seems to be a successful mother, would instantly deny that. Instead, she thinks about this question for a long time, as if it had never occurred to her before.

"Well, I don't know, in fact," she says. And then brightens: "I think maybe in the future, if at some point, my daughter tells me that she will vote for Sarkozy, I will think very deep inside me that yes, I made a big mistake with her."

Prepare to be disapointed, babe.

Heart Attack, Update

You know you live in Wisconsin when the hospital explicitly forbids you from milking cows for at least two weeks after your heart attack.

Heart Attack Update

She's home and under strict orders not to do anything for at least a week. Cardio-therapy starts next week.

.I'm finally able to breathe for the first time in days.

Smartflix might be hiring soon

Smartflix might be hiring soon ...

Anyway, if the month pans out decently, then we may be hiring the next engineer sooner than expected. Is anyone here a coding rockstar (Ruby and Rails preferred, but not necessary - real rockstars can learn it during the first week on the job), and live in (or willing to relocate to) the Boston area ? Fun and informal office, espresso maker, dogs underfoot, and less BS than you’ll find just about anywhere.

Spread the word.

Dogs and espresso - that would be keen.

Code Monkey Dance

Remember Code Monkey? Course you do ....

Code Monkey have every reason
To get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
See your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job fulfilling in creative way
Such a load of crap
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you

It follows naturally that we now have a Code Monkey Dance on YouTube.

Copperhead Road

Catchy tune catches up with reality.

I volunteered for the Army on my birthday
They draft the white trash first,'round here anyway
I done two tours of duty in Vietnam
And I came home with a brand new plan
I take the seed from Colombia and Mexico
I plant it up the holler down Copperhead Road
Well the D.E.A.'s got a chopper in the air
I wake up screaming like I'm back over there
I learned a thing or two from ol' Charlie don't you know
You better stay away from Copperhead Road.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present Kentucky - grass capital of the United States.

Many of the small towns of Eastern Kentucky, steeped in a tradition of bootlegging moonshine, also have high rates of unemployment and poverty and in some cases, public corruption, according to federal drug officials. People can make as much as $2,000 from a single plant, an often irresistible draw when good-paying jobs are scarce. Much of what is harvested is carried in car trunks to such cities as Pittsburgh, Cleveland and Detroit, authorities say.

Complete with DEA choppers and booby traps. Saaa-lute.

Heart Attack

"A heart attack?" she said, "Shut up!"

Thanks, Nancy, for a bit of sunshine in a dismal morning.

First - Pasty is fine . . .

for someone who is on her back in ICU. Yes, she had a heart attack, but we got her to the hospital in time and the doctors and the medical arts are good enough that matters were brought to a halt before there was any damage to her heart.

There was also a feeling she had that it wasn't gas and that the right course of action was to drive quickly but with due caution to the emergency room. Deity chiming in? Common sense? Subconscious? Damfino - but I know that lady has an angel on her shoulder.

So .. huzzah for the state of the art in medical science in this year of our Lord 2007. Things can only get better.

And thanks, too, for that little voice.

Hillary has lost me

Hillary is off my list.

"I like the idea of giving every baby born in America a $5,000 account that will grow over time, so that when that young person turns 18 if they have finished high school they will be able to access it to go to college or maybe they will be able to make that downpayment on their first home," she said.

Say this much - instead of sucking up to voters with a wink-wink-nudge and entitlements she's all right up front about buying votes.

The New York senator did not offer any estimate of the total cost of such a program or how she would pay for it. Approximately 4 million babies are born each year in the United States.

Assuming a constant birthrate of 4 million babies times $5,000 = $20,000,000,000. Every year. Forever.

The word needs more of these

Behold! The motorized pogo stick!





Video at the link. And yes, it's described as a ridden hopping robot but ... poh I knew a pogo stick when I see one.

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GM vs UAW

The GM - UAW fracaas puts me in mind off an RPG game I played with my son.

One card would let you attack your opponent and kill him dead, dead dead. The only catch was that for every hit point you took from your opponent one was subtracted from you.

Excellent card for a two-player game, if somewhat lacking in good form. Not so good if you took down your opponent and then had to face the other players in the game with from a fatally weakened position.

Like a cross between Knights of the Round Table and the Jesse James gang

Because it's good to totally dominate your space and hear the lamentations of their women ...

America, you’ve voted, and the results are in! Drumroll, please. This year’s oh-so proud winners are:

Icons:
Orville Redenbacher
Chick-Fil-A Cows

Slogans:
The Few. The Proud. The Marines—US Marine Corps
DING! You are now free to move about the country!—Southwest Airlines

Can’t wait to see you again next year!

Even if it is just a piddly online contest.

What cops would like the public to know

What cops would like the public to know

Every traffic stop could end in gunfire, but we have to be polite and professional until that time.

So what you're really saying is when you pull the trigger .. and for an undefined time after .. it's ok to be unprofessional?

Yes it’s true, cops usually don’t give other cops tickets. Think of it as an employee discount, perk or benefit. Other Cops are family and you wouldn’t give your brother a ticket if you were a cop either.

I don't have a brother. Let me imagine that I do .. mmm .. mom loved you best .. took my cookie .. stole my girlfriend ... ok yes I would give the bastard a ticket.


Kidding aside I was, for eight years, part of a family that drew members from across the country. We were so cool that guys would immigrate just to join. A cross between the Jesse James gang and the Knights of the Round Table, with plenty of nice guys, guys that meant nothing to me, some real butt heads and a sprinkling of dysfunctional weirdos. Just like a real family.

Once in a while it was in my power to give a fellow Marine a break - be it failing to notice breaking barracks regulations or a sloppy uniform or whatever. It was never a good idea; absent rules and regulations there is no order and without order you don't have Marines you have an armed mob.

What kind of policing can you have when the folks who are in charge of enforcement don't have to obey the rules?

The Eagles

As if, living in Wisconsin, I needed a reason to cheer for the Packers and who ever is playing against the Eagles . . .

In a New Orleans park, NRA celebrants erected an enormous pyramid on which were inscribed the names of more than 7,000 people and businesses who had taken the pledge; on top of the pyramid was a nine-foot eagle made of blue lights, while red and white bulbs spelled out "We Do Our Part." In Philadelphia, citizens were soon cheering for a new professional football team whose name was inspired by the general's icon: the Philadelphia Eagles. In Roanoke, North Carolina, "Shanghai Mickey" offered Blue Eagle tattoos for a mere 50 cents. In Atlantic City, beauty contestants had the Blue Eagle stamped on their thighs.

That is the NRA as in National Recovery Act. Who names a team after legislation? Who keeps it decades after the legislation was struck down by the Supreme Court?

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Non-News - Scouts follow training and common sense

Via TJIC: Scouts follow training and common sense, flim at 11:00.

Eight Scouts, ages 11 to 14, and their three adult leaders emerged unharmed from the dense forest Monday morning after an intense overnight search by 28 rescuers and nine dogs.

Rescuers who were not, as it turns out, were not needed. They rescued themselves.

The Scouts and their leaders "did just what they were supposed to do, they hunkered down," said Rodney Jones, assistant scoutmaster of Troop 217, from Raleigh, North Carolina.

The Scouts awoke at 7:30 a.m. Monday and started packing up, Jones said. One of the leaders spotted a power line, which the group followed to a cabin. There they encountered a meter reader for the local power utility, who took them to the Cruso Fire Department, the search effort's headquarters, said fire department spokeswoman Charity Sharp.

In the immortal words of The Scott Miller

To all you "crunchy granola suites" out there, when you're having a meadow party and you have your kegs but no one can build a fire because it's raining, who can?
This scout can.

When you're drowning after diving into the town duck pond drunk as a skunk, who can save you?
This scout can.

When you're moving home from college and you're trying to tie down your Morrisey poster so it won't fly off your parents' car, who can?
This scout can.

When it does fly off your car and causes a huge accident, who can treat the wounds of your soon to be accusers?
This scout can.

Who can out-smoke, out-drink, out-cuss and then (and only then) out-argue you about the worthiness of The Boy Scouts?
This scout can.

Carnival of Space - Week 21

Carnival of Space - Week 21 is up at Why Homeschool.

My favorite is the Cynic's post

The Space Cynics getting tired of "announcements" of great things space agencies intend to do that are 20+ years from now (and somehow never seem to materialize...) in their post Anyone Can Take a Reservation.

Cross Posted to The Daily Brief.

Health Care for Nothin'

I do loves me some health care filk

I want my, I want my, I want my docs for free.

Now look at that Clinton, that's the way you do it
You play the class war on the ol' tv
That ain't campaignin', that's the way you do it
Health care for nothin' and your docs for free
Now that ain't campaignin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya that gal ain't dumb
Maybe look righteous waggin' a finger
Sure to get a vote from some bum.

We gotta worry 'bout Middle East countries
Immigration and trade treaties
We gotta balance the fed'ral budget
And that don't play on soundbite tv.

See the little Clinton with the earrings and the makeup
Yeah buddy that ain't her own dough
Givin' away other people's money
Always makes for a real good show.

We gotta worry 'bout Middle East countries
Immigration and trade treaties
We gotta balance the fed'ral budget
And that don't play on soundbite tv.

I shoulda learned to play th' Class War
I shoulda learned to court them bums
Look at that mama, she gonna promise free insurance
Votes? That's gonna get some.
And she's up there, whats that? Socialist noises?
Bangin' on the wealthy like Noam Chomsky
That ain't campaignin', that's the way you do it
Health care for nothin' and your docs for free.

We gotta worry 'bout Middle East countries
Immigration and trade treaties
We gotta balance the fed'ral budget
And that don't play on soundbite tv.

Now that ain't campaignin', that's the way you do it
You play the class war on the ol' tv
That ain't campaignin', that's the way you do it
Health care for nothin' and your docs for free
Health care for nothin' and docs for free.

Via.

To Fly Free in Space

Just .. wow. From APOD of course.

Proud Legions

We can lose the game not only because of the nature of our enemies, but because of our own. We understand we cannot ignore the competition, and realize with frustration that we cannot end it by putting the competitor out of business with a bang, but we will not willingly face that fact that we may walk along the chasm, beset by tigers, for many years to come. . . . If free nations want a certain kind of world, they will have to fight for it, with courage, money, diplomacy--and legions. -- T. R. Fehrenbach

A copy of T.R. Fehrenbach's 'Proud Legions' is here.

Man vs Kzin

From 'The Ringworld Engineers'

The Man-Kzin wars were long over when Louis Wu was born. Men won them all. The kzinti have always had a tendency to attack before they are quite ready. Civilization on Canyon is a legacy of the Third Man-Kzin War, when the human world Wunderland developed a taste for esoteric weapons.

Which is not to say that it was a cakewalk for the grunts fighting the wars, just that they won.

Click here and play 'spot the carnivore'!

Worm Food

It begins ...

Scientists on Tuesday investigated a deep crater created by a meteorite strike in southeastern Peru that left 200 villagers sick from powerful fumes emanating from the crash site.

If we start hearing stories of funny new red plants and improbably large worms eating people, horses and etc. this winter in the Andes we are all in a world of hurt.

Semper Fi - vote early and vote often

From Mike the Marine

Dear Marine Corps Family,

"The Few. The Proud. The Marines." is more than just a slogan. These three sentences represent who we are, epitomizing the challenge of becoming (The Few), and the reward of being (The Proud), one of the elite (The Marines). Suffice it to say, Few slogans convey such a Proud tradition.

Our tagline has been a foundation in the Marine Corps for over thirty years. Now we have the opportunity to immortalize these words into America's civilian culture as well. "The Few. The Proud." has been nominated BEST SLOGAN for the Madison Avenue Advertising Walk of Fame. The Marine Corps joins a list of 26 other brands that will compete for entry based on total number of votes received online at http://advertising.yahoo.com/advertisingweek_07/slogan_poll.html

Whether you are one of the few and the proud, or simply one of the faithful to those who bear the title United States Marine, we ask that you browse to the URL: http://advertising.yahoo.com/advertisingweek_07/slogan_poll.html to vote for the slogan that has meant so much to so many. If you have Internet access in more than one location, you can vote more than once, so remember to vote from home, work, the library, and anywhere else you can find a computer!

With a dedicated constituency of active, former, and civilian members of the Marine Corps, strength of message, and patriotic nature of our institution, we are confident a concentrated effort will deliver "The Few. The Proud." into the hall of fame, establishing it in its rightful place among elite American brands.

We thank you for your support!

Marine Corps Recruiting Command
(703) 784-9433
MCRC Advertising Department
3280 Russell Rd, Quantico, Va 22134

Ah - go on - click that link. You know you want to.

Happiness is a squeaky analog connection tone.

Happiness is a squeaky analog connection tone.

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Health Care

Clinton's new gambit on healthcare

Washington - In a presidential primary season dominated by the Iraq war, the No. 1 domestic issue roars onto center stage Monday as Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D) of New York unveils her proposal for healthcare reform

You want the same government that brought you the IRS, the DMV, Iraq, Monica, the response to Hurricane Katrina, Iran-Contra, trickle-down economics, Watergate, the Gulf of Tonkin, Abscam .. to run your health care?

It surpasses my poor understanding - if we don't trust them to run a war, we rail at the DMV and the IRS but .. give them health care and it will all just work out?

Pass.

Reality, meet the Poli-Sci Major

Woman's brother signs up for Annapolis, goes into vapor-lock when she finds out it's part of the military.

Soon that pride turned to anger and fear: after my mom dropped him off at Annapolis, she came home with an acute sense of grief. The only thing she could talk about was how to get him out. In addition to missing his presence at home, she was scared by the extent to which her son had suddenly become the property of the U.S. Navy.


It all ended well at least.

My brother ended up liking Annapolis and he has decided to stay.

Imagine that - finding out that there are things bigger than one's self and worthy of a modest amount of dedication

While it has been difficult for me to accept that I have a brother in the military,

It's one step removed from bi-lateral frostbite or discovering lice on your kid's head. The horror.

I must allow him to pursue whatever path he is drawn toward,

Mighty big of you, Sis.

and he has admitted to me that he feels called to being there. However, for anyone else out there considering a career in the academy, let it be known: the U.S. Naval Academy is not an elite college; it is first and foremost a branch of the U.S. military.

Define College
an institution of higher education created to educate and grant degrees; often a part of a university

You'd have to be a Poli-Sci major not to have known exactly which part of United States Naval Academy did not mean 'military'.

The author a Barnard College senior majoring in political science.

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Mark Cuban bought a Mac

He's happy with it.

Im not an Apple fanboy, but I love me some MacBook

With just a few minor complaints

The 2nd problem is the lack of the right mouse click. I know its a Mac thing to only have one button, but its a hassle. Sure there are work arounds, none of which are quick and easy for a longtime PC user.

For the love of God, man. Get a two-button mouse and just ... plug it in. It's that easy.

To all who shall see these presents, greeting

To all who shall see these presents, greeting: Know Ye, that reposing special trust and confidence in the fidelity and abilities of ...

You know the rest. Congratulations to Sergeant First Class Reece Gordon - the finest SSG SFC it is my pleasure to know.

He's a hell of a good son as well.

Doesn't look old enough for three up, two down, does he?

Fun, lack of.

There is no getting around the fact that cops, sergeants and proxy servers spoil your fun.

Blank Top Chronicles

PWAPS is right - this is a funny blog: The Blank Top Chronicles.

ME: Am I being controlled by Jews then?
GUY: Yes you are.
ME: That's funny, I don't feel like I'm being controlled by Jews.
GUY: Well you are.
ME: Is it the Jews' fault I forgot to turn my alarm on and got into work late today?
GUY: . . . I'm being serious here. I know what you're doing and you're not going to get away with it.
ME: I don't know, according to your theory you have Jews and Middle Easterners working together. I'd call that notable progress, wouldn't you?

and

ME: (over the radio) Hey who picked up from 1234 X Street and took somebody to 5678 Y Street?
DRIVER: I did that sir.
ME: Could you check the back of your cab, your passenger says he left a snake in your backseat.
DRIVER: Eh? A what sir?
ME: A snake.
DRIVER: A snake?? A SNAKE?!?!?! AIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
ME: Hello? You still there? HELLO?? Oh, wonderful.

There is more - much, much more.

Quarry Quest

We went to Quarry Quest this year.

Whazzat? Michels Corporation opens the Neenah Quarry for a day in September. Woo - rocks. But no, it's fun.

Quarry Quest was created by a team of community-minded organizations in 1999 to help provide a better understanding of the construction and mining industries while also raising much needed funds for local charitable organizations.

No, really it is fun. Kids get to climb all over heavy equipment, ride around in heavy equipment, operate it in a limited way. No blasting, sadly. I'd explained the role of explosives in rock mining and perhaps I'd stressed the ka-boom aspect a little too much.

The best part - for me - was seeing my three monkeys build a chimney together. It's been an interesting year for them and seeing them cooperate and spend an hour slapping bricks and mortar together .. it was good.

Joke of the Week

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Th...
Q: Wanna ride bikes?!!!

From Timmer at The Daily Brief.

How To Make a Small Fortune in Space

$25 million for the first team to send a drone to the moon and have it drive around.


Thought the First. What Murdoc said . . .

This will NEVER work. NEVER EVER EVER. There is no way that anyone besides the BIG GOVERNMENT AGENCIES could do this. There's no way the people working working for private entrepreneurs could ever possibly pull this off. It's going to take NASA years to get back to the moon. No one else HAS A CHANCE!

I am TAUNTING you! I am calling your skills into question. I am doubting your manhood. I don't think you can do it. I am DARING you to prove me wrong!

Thought the Second. This does not solve the 'it's freaking expensive to get stuff to orbit' problem. Unless the winning team solves that problem while they're low-costing a solution to get a bot to the moon. Or it inspires someone else to work on the problem.


Thought the Third. It's clear, now, what the solution is to solve our space access problems: make a pile of money in another industry and throw it at engineers.


*The answer for the subject line question is of course: Start with a large fortune.

This is a tasty burger

Was dinner last night with friends a disaster? Kinda. We did get to socialize, which was nice. The service was terrible, 1/2 the meals served had to be sent back (see here) and Applebee's is right off my Christmas list.

But I gotta say that my dinner was excellent. That was a tasty burger. If you like burgers give the Cowboy Burger a try. I do love the taste of a good burger ...

Subject line and post tone hat tip.

Guh-What?

Toki Pona is an artificial language, invented by Sonja Kisa. It's proverbs include

nasin mani li ike. Capitalism is negative.
jo ijo li ike e jan. Possession corrupts.

(Insert snarky comment here.)

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If you're lost find a police officer

The older I get the less I trust the Authorities.

Most of the (few) dealings I've had with the police have been reasonable affairs. I don't doubt that the police will attract people who will abuse their badge. We can't get rid of all of them but if they're not managed well they'll go off the rails.

Officer #1: Let me see your insurance card for the vehicle.
Brett: Did I commit a moving violation?
Officer #1: Yeah you did, when you were coming in here.
Brett: Really? What was that?
Officer #1: Yeah, you wanna try me? You wanna try me tonight? You think you've had a bad night? I will ruin your ****ing night.
[Officer starts to get close up to my face]
Officer #1 You want to try me?
[Officer is inches away from my face, screaming as I'm pinned between him and my vehicle]
Officer #1 Do you wanna try me young boy? Do you want to try me tonight young boy?
Brett: No I don't.
Officer #1: Do you want to go to jail for some ****ing reason I come up with?
Brett: No I don't.
Officer #1: Do you wanna see who knows the law better, me or you. My experience compared to your young ass. Huh? Don't ever get smart mouthed with a cop again. I show you what a cop does. Do you understand me?
Brett: Yes sir.
Officer #1: Try and talk back -- Talk back to me again. I bet I could say you resisted arrest or something. You want to come up with something? I come up with nine things. Do you wanna try something?
Brett: No I don't.

Read the transcript. Watch the video -it's instructive.

I have kids. I want to raise them right. It's really damned difficult for me to tell my little monkey 'if you're lost find a police officer' when one of them could be a guy like Kuehnlein.

Civics - what's that?

Well slap me silly.

Under a new school rule, students at Hobbton High School (North Carolina) are not allowed to wear items with flags, from any country, including the United States.

The superintendent of schools in Sampson County calls the situation unfortunate, but says educators didn’t want to be forced to pick and choose which flags should be permissible.

Well, no. Because we wouldn't want to draw a line in the sand and say "hey that's the flag of our country, it stand for a Republic of free citizens - it means something." Because that would be defining values and we can't have the schools doing that. Civics? Citizenship? Whazzat?

mumble is the consolation of the West as it commits suicide mumble.

Update as I was writing this ..

Superintendent Dr. L. Stewart Hobbs, Jr said they have lifted the ban on flags and “from this point on, all dress code changes will be made at the school board level.”

He displayed adaptability and that is good. I wonder if he would have if the protest had flap had stayed a local affair?


Via.

9/11/2001

I was driving to work. Stopped for gas. Heard some guys in the store talking about airplanes and New York City and World Trade Center. Turned the radio to NPR. Went to work where it became obvious what it really was but I already knew because I'd read this a year or two before ..

As more and more human beings are overwhelmed by information, or dispossessed by the effects of information-based technologies, there will be more violence. Information victims will often see no other resort. As work becomes more cerebral, those who fail to find a place will respond by rejecting reason. We will see countries and continents divide between rich and poor in a reversal of 20th-century economic trends. Developing countries will not be able to depend on physical production industries, because there will always be another country willing to work cheaper. The have-nots will hate and strive to attack the haves. And we in the United States will continue to be perceived as the ultimate haves. States will struggle for advantage or revenge as their societies boil. Beyond traditional crime, terrorism will be the most common form of violence, but transnational criminality, civil strife, secessions, border conflicts, and conventional wars will continue to plague the world, albeit with the "lesser" conflicts statistically dominant. In defense of its interests, its citizens, its allies, or its clients, the United States will be required to intervene in some of these contests. We will win militarily whenever we have the guts for it.

There will be no peace. At any given moment for the rest of our lifetimes, there will be multiple conflicts in mutating forms around the globe. Violent conflict will dominate the headlines, but cultural and economic struggles will be steadier and ultimately more decisive. The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault. To those ends, we will do a fair amount of killing.

I knew what was going on - that cultural losers had stepped out from the 4th dimension to slit our throats. But I take heart because this comes from the same article and it rings in my mind like righteous Truth ..

American culture is criticized for its impermanence, its "disposable" products. But therein lies its strength. All previous cultures sought ideal achievement which, once reached, might endure in static perfection. American culture is not about the end, but the means, the dynamic process that creates, destroys, and creates anew. If our works are transient, then so are life's greatest gifts--passion, beauty, the quality of light on a winter afternoon, even life itself. American culture is alive.

NASA needs a new slogan

"Explore, Discover, Understand."

A lame slogan only a government agency could love. It's not even in Latin.

NASA is looking for a new one. What they've come up with is "NASA explores for answers that power our future."

Ya - that's a lot better, Ace. You're only a few words away from a tag line for GE.

Rand Simberg's commentators came up with some good ones

NASA:98.0 Percent Safe!
NASA: The AmTrak of the 21st century!
We fly where we won't let you go.
Come join us in cubicle hell.
NASA: Keeping the moon free of pesky humanity since 1972.

WIRED has an open contest running

Ex Caeli Sapientia (From the heavens, wisdom)
NASA: In 100 years, you'll wish you'd given us more funding.
NASA: Actually this *is* rocket science.
NASA: Take THAT, gravity!
NASA: What We Could Do With The Billions Wasted In Iraq...
NASA: The Stars Our Destination

Remember the first rule of awesome motto writing: it sounds better in Latin.

Remember when the whole world looked up?

That's the tag-line for 'In the Shadow of the Moon' - a new film by Ron Howard.

I'm forty. And no I do not remember when the whole world looked up. Which is - for some of us - a pretty big deal. Others - not so much. Will propaganda like this film change anyone's mind?

I don't know - but it can't hurt. Schedule here.

Space Lifestyle Magazine

Via Space Pragmatism comes news of a new magazine ..

SPACE LIFESTYLE MAGAZINE LAUNCHED ONLINE BY NEW FORKS, LLC


GRAND FORKS, ND / Sept. 2 / -- Space Lifestyle Magazine, an digital edition publication on the people and happenings in space and the space sector launched today from their site, www.spacelifestylemagazine.com. New Forks, LLC (www.newforks.net) is a virtual media company based in Grand Forks, North Dakota.

Going by the online version it sure enough is a pretty publication. The first issue features articles on Yuri's Night, Phil Plait of Bad Astronomy and Beyond Earth Enterprises. Hard hitting journalism it's not but that doesn't make it a bad thing - there is room in this space for all kinds of literature.

Serious vs. Playing Around

TJIC linked to this post. Kevin commented

What am I if my first reaction to that picture was “cosplayer with Airsoft weapons”? Seriously, something about that picture screams “just playing around”.

I'll bet you a nickel that if you were to poll the police, most of the guys who groove on the full battle rattle look were never in the Army or Marines.

Ready to fend off the terrorist hordes. Until they show up we're looking mighty good for the tourists.

Ready to fend off the terrorist hordes .. who planted a bomb about 20 meters that-a-way a few hours ago.

Listen to Reason

Darn. The time I spent drafting a rant and finding this picture



might be wasted. Lousy reasonable vendors doing the right thing.

Semper Fi - Anbar Edition

Guys like SSGT Rakene Lee are the rule not the exception ...

This footage was filmed by Michael Yon while he was embedded with US Marines in Anbar Province in May, 2007. It depicts SSGT Rakene Lee as he coordinates the efforts of Iraqi Army and Police officers responding to a tip about an IED planted in a road near Falahat. The videotape is part of the third installment of the dispatch "Ghosts in Anbar" and it is best understood within that context.Read the dispatch here.

Political Quiz

Block quoted in full - 'cause it's so good.

If you see an American hero keeping us safe from terrorists, you may lean towards the conservative side of the aisle.

If you see (and feel discomfort at the sight of) a machine gun with high-capacity magazines that nobody should be allowed to own save the military and police, you may lean towards the liberal side of the aisle.

If you look at that picture and have an instantaneous reaction of revulsion at the sight of one of the King's Men patrolling with a taxpayer-funded automatic weapon whose ownership is denied to the citizens that paid for it, in the middle of a city where possession of even a rimfire smallbore pistol is illegal for citizens, then you may lean towards Libertarianism.

(If you look at the picture and see mainly a G36K with an Aimpoint and double-clamped magazines, you are, of course, a gun geek.)

Command lines are hard

Uncov on Synthasite, a Web 2.0 business that is .. well never mind what the business is because with Uncov all of the fun is in how they call them out ..

They're scaling shit with Amazon EC2, a reasonable practice, at least, until you read this little nugget on their blog:

Whilst the Amazon infrastructure is excellent, the management tools are all command line based, and can be a bit daunting to the uninitiated.

Command lines are hard! Fuck. Kill yourselves.

Sorry for the swears.

The only justification you need to buy a pickup truck

You have to admit that looks mighty refreshing after a long day in the August heat.

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Mighty refreshing, indeed.

Defeat, sound of

This is what defeat sounds like ...

... in Phnom Penh former Cambodian prime minister Sirik Matak wrote to John Gunther Dean, the American ambassador, turning down his offer of evacuation:

Dear Excellency and Friend:

I thank you very sincerely for your letter and for your offer to transport me towards freedom. I cannot, alas, leave in such a cowardly fashion. As for you, and in particular for your great country, I never believed for a moment that you would have this sentiment of abandoning a people which has chosen liberty. You have refused us your protection, and we can do nothing about it. You leave, and my wish is that you and your country will find happiness under this sky. But, mark it well, that if I shall die here on the spot and in my country that I love, it is no matter, because we all are born and must die. I have only committed this mistake of believing in you [the Americans].

Please accept, Excellency and dear friend, my faithful and friendly sentiments.

S/Sirik Matak

Prince Sirik Matak and the officials that remained along with him, were executed by the Khmer Rouge on April 21, 1975, in Phnom Penh.

Cross Posted to The Daily Brief.

Day late, dollar short

Well, now.

One-on-one with former president Bill Clinton! He says he knows how to change the world. Now he'll tell you how. Watch Wednesday, 9 p.m. ET.

If he says anything like 'low monthly payments' or 'trust me' .. hold on to your wallet.

Via.

Clown Power

The best defense against humorless zealots

“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s tried once again in a doomed and somewhat funny attempt to clarify their message, “ohhhhhh!” the clowns yelled “Tight Shower!” and held a solar shower in the air and all tried to crowd under to get clean as per the Klan’s directions.

is making fun of them.