Younger Monkey was trotting through the kitchen, shotgun [1] at port arms: Just getting a toy for outside!
Then he ran into the doorframe with the barrel of his gun.
Flashback to when I was 19 and running through an urban assault course [2] - I did the same exact thing; except I was running a lot harder and spun around, flailing like the goober I was, before I fell on my ass.
And YM didn't have Gunny W. yelling at him for being a doofus.
[1] A Nerf shotgun [3]. Sadly, it doesn't fire chunks of foam, but regular darts. But it loads and operates like a double-barreled scattergun.
[2] Nothing cool like the kids today have [3] - just a building in the woods.
[3] Kids today have all the cool toys.
Then he ran into the doorframe with the barrel of his gun.
Flashback to when I was 19 and running through an urban assault course [2] - I did the same exact thing; except I was running a lot harder and spun around, flailing like the goober I was, before I fell on my ass.
And YM didn't have Gunny W. yelling at him for being a doofus.
[1] A Nerf shotgun [3]. Sadly, it doesn't fire chunks of foam, but regular darts. But it loads and operates like a double-barreled scattergun.
[2] Nothing cool like the kids today have [3] - just a building in the woods.
[3] Kids today have all the cool toys.
