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bdunbar: Daughter's bf will be at dinner. She said, 'Be nice". That means 'Don't clean the pistol at the kitchen table and glare.' Dang.
joe:boyfriend?! How old is your daughter?
bdunbar: I quote the girl herself "Sixteen. And a half."
joe: I vote for the shotgun
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PastyD: Daughter's boy toy came for dinner and family game night. He survived. He said, "My family isn't like this." They don't play chrononauts? Man.