Where, Sirrah, is this Utopia you speak of?

Republicans Want Wisconsin To Become Just Like the South.

Aw man - really?  Like .. a Waffle House on every corner, waitresses that call people 'hun', down-home girls that say 'bless your heart', sensible gun laws, children that say 'yes ma'am' and 'yes sir', ... with a Wisconsin climate?

Sign me up.