My son is 10, decked out with a crown, cape, breastplate, five o'clock shadow.
Monkey: Trick or Treat!
Older Dude on Porch: Oh, are you a knight?
Monkey: No. I'm the king, collecting taxes.
He wins scary costume of the night in my book.
Monkey: Trick or Treat!
Older Dude on Porch: Oh, are you a knight?
Monkey: No. I'm the king, collecting taxes.
He wins scary costume of the night in my book.
