Scene: A street in Washington, D.C.
The friendly taxi dispatcher is back ... awesome.
LADY: (walking away) If you weren't so ignorant you really could have learned something here, I was just trying to talk to you.
ME: Where are you going? I just want you to tell me the answer! Tell me what we need to do to achieve world peace! If you walk away I win. If you walk away, it's free market capitalism for the win.
LADY: (turning back but still walking away) You should get a brain.
ME: And you should read Adam Smith! Come back! Come back or I win!
LADY: Whatever.
ME: I win!
The friendly taxi dispatcher is back ... awesome.
