Things that I'm amazed everyone doesn't know

The perfect country and western song. You Never Even Called Me By My Name', performed by David Allen Coe, written by Steve Goodman and John Prine.

Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain,
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train.

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