To the couple on I-90 in Indiana eastbound on June 19th 2009, driving a sporty black car with New York tags.
You spent an hour stuck in traffic, not moving while they cleared an accident. [1] The young ladies in the car needed help - their battery died and they needed a jump. They had jumper cables. Your vehicle was optimally placed to provide the jump. Your reason for declining?
"We need to make-up lost time."
Which is, we all know, a lot of bullshit. Next time be honest and say "We're pricks and can't be bothered. That's the way we roll."
Karma, dude. It will come back around.
[1] Traffic was seriously stopped. I was tossing a nerf football to my kids part of the time, and some people from another car had a Frisbee. If it had been lunchtime we could have popped the cooler and had coldcuts on the hood for lunch.
You spent an hour stuck in traffic, not moving while they cleared an accident. [1] The young ladies in the car needed help - their battery died and they needed a jump. They had jumper cables. Your vehicle was optimally placed to provide the jump. Your reason for declining?
"We need to make-up lost time."
Which is, we all know, a lot of bullshit. Next time be honest and say "We're pricks and can't be bothered. That's the way we roll."
Karma, dude. It will come back around.
[1] Traffic was seriously stopped. I was tossing a nerf football to my kids part of the time, and some people from another car had a Frisbee. If it had been lunchtime we could have popped the cooler and had coldcuts on the hood for lunch.
