Thursday, December 03, 2009

Slack-Jawed Yokel

Matt Lauer on the Today Show:

"Meredith Baxter - you're a lesbian! And right now all over America jaws are dropping .."

Jesus Hector Christ.

No, Matt Lauer, you lunk-headed talking-head dipshit, jaws are not dropping all over America because you have just informed us proles that Meredith Baxter is a lesbian.

Jaws are dropping because we're astounded at your presumption that everyone outside of your enclave is a yokel who is smacked into slack-jawed idiocy by the notion that someone who is sorta famous for acting in a sit-com a generation ago is gay.

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