Q: If Jeff Wood is in the back seat, what do you call the guy driving?
A: Deputy.
We have a legislator, a multiple offender of our 'driving while impaired' laws. Not talking a boozy block or two from the tavern to home but careening all over the countryside high as a kite with a skinful of booze.
He's been actually convicted, [1] for a wonder. And he survived a vote of the Lege who wanted to remove him from office for being a public menace and giving the lege a bad name.
It was a close vote. The guy who broke the tie was (you knew this of course) Jeff Wood.
Damn it's good to be agangster legislator.
[1] But don't worry! He's on work release and can still carry out the will of the People.
A: Deputy.
We have a legislator, a multiple offender of our 'driving while impaired' laws. Not talking a boozy block or two from the tavern to home but careening all over the countryside high as a kite with a skinful of booze.
He's been actually convicted, [1] for a wonder. And he survived a vote of the Lege who wanted to remove him from office for being a public menace and giving the lege a bad name.
It was a close vote. The guy who broke the tie was (you knew this of course) Jeff Wood.
Damn it's good to be a
[1] But don't worry! He's on work release and can still carry out the will of the People.
