Ruby* - with apologies to Clapton and Gordon
Whats an admin do when he gets tired
Of writing shell scripts and some PERL?
I've been NMaping and watching procs much too long.
I've got to learn something new.
Ruby, you've got me on my knees.
Ruby, I'm begging, darling please.
Ruby, darling won't you ease my worried mind.
I tried to give th' PM consolation
When the .NET promise let him down.
Like a fool, I fell in love with OOP,
Turned my whole world upside down.
Let's make the best of the situation
Before I finally go insane.
Please don't say we'll never find a way
And tell me all my labor is in vain.
*Lyrics dismembered while watching JDE client install.