Mitt Romney - off the list

I'll give the guy props for being calm and collected.

As the rest of the boys joined in the howls of disgust, Romney coolly pulled off the highway and into a service station. There, he borrowed a hose, washed down Seamus and the car, then hopped back onto the highway.

Having the screaming memies during a crisis helps no one.

But putting the dog on a carrier on top of the car?  Ye Gods.  Romney is off the list.