Conversation with a Monkey

The Monkeys are at their sister's house.  I call her up.

Me: Are you feeding them or am I?
Sarah: Let me ask - am I making dinner for you or is your dad?
Little Monkey: What are you making, Dad?
Me: I don't know yet.
Little Monkey: What are you making, Sarah?
Sarah: I don't know yet.
Little Monkey: I'll take my chances with you, Sarah.

I am feeling the love.