Buckethead goes on a tear about Star Wars and ends up - logically enough with this
What color light sabers would the Jesuits use? Ignatius Loyola would
have done a better job than goofy, half-pint, inside-out speaking Yoda,
especially if he had light sabers and the Force to go along with his
fanatical devotion to the Pope. (Among our chief weapons are such
diverse elements as fear, terror, a near fanatical devotion to the
Pope, light sabers and the Jesuit mind-trick…)