Thursday, October 30, 2008

Zero: End Game

They did it.

At 7 this morning, zookeepers used several darts to tranquilize the 1,100-pound bear, who refused to leave his moat after falling into it Oct. 13. Zoo spokeswoman Jennifer Diliberti said the move came because "things were hanging on for a little bit too long,"

I think 'hanging on for a little bit too long' is code for 'the damn bear was making a monkey out of us'.

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