Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Jesse MacBeth Facts

Jesse MacBeth. Genuine Barb, Fake Ranger. Sadly I note that his support is evaporating - an earlier, rougher age might have said he's been purged by his fellow travelers. The appropriate punishment is not jail time or sanction, but endless and eternal mockery.

Jesse MacBeth Facts.

Guns don't kill people. Jesse MacBeth kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Jesse MacBeth allows to live.
Jesse MacBeth does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Jesse MacBeth is Pain.
There is no chin under Jesse MacBeth' Beard. There is only another fist.
Jesse MacBeth has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Jesse MacBeth 3. Cancer
Jesse MacBeth drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Jesse MacBeth is my Homeboy.
Jesse MacBeth doesn't go hunting.... Jesse MacBeth GOES KILLING

Because some people deserve to be mocked.

Content shamelessly lifted from Chuck Norris Facts.
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