A retired veteran and candidate for Oklahoma State School Superintendent says he wants to make schools safer by creating bulletproof textbooks.
Crozier says the idea is still in its initial stages and he has no idea how much it would cost to cover the books.
I have a far superior idea to plating school books with kevlar.
Outift each child with a personal teleporter ala Star Trek or Niven's Known Space. Pre-program them to take the child somewhere safe - the local police station would do.
Sure, the idea is in it's planning stages and I have no idea how much a personal teleportation unit for each child would cost. And yes, I have no idea how to make one. I'm the ideas man you can't expect me to meddle about with fiddly bits.
This, citizens, is a time that has come. Or will come in the 23rd century. Thank you.
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