Thursday, October 26, 2006

Emergency Beam Out on my mark ...

I have a far superior idea to plating school books with kevlar.

Outift each child with a personal teleporter ala Star Trek or Niven's Known Space.  Pre-program them to take the child somewhere safe - the local police station would do.

Sure, the idea is in it's planning stages and I have no idea how much a personal teleportation unit for each child would cost. And yes, I have no idea how to make one. I'm the ideas man you can't expect me to meddle about with fiddly bits.

This, citizens, is a time that has come. Or will come in the 23rd century. Thank you.

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