What's up with the local paper?
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GOVERNOR: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
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GOVERNOR: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
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- Even as Governor NAME said everyone is going die and 3 people might be sick with the Worst Flu Ever the state remains free of confirmed cases.
- AP: Most states are unprepared for the Worst Flu Ever. Woe.
- Editorial: What the hell are you people going on about?
- Doctor: We're ready for this. Game .. on .. Worst Flu Ever.
- Story: When experts use big words to talk about Worst Flu Ever it makes people scared.