Friday, May 01, 2009

Good Morning Local Newspaper

What's up with the local paper?

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GOVERNOR: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

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  • Even as Governor NAME said everyone is going die and 3 people might be sick with the Worst Flu Ever the state  remains free of confirmed cases.
  • AP: Most states are unprepared for the Worst Flu Ever. Woe.
  • Editorial: What the hell are you people going on about?
  • Doctor: We're ready for this. Game .. on .. Worst Flu Ever.
  • Story: When experts use big words to talk about Worst Flu Ever it makes people scared.


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