I've been shot at and missed, had me a divorce, seen things you people wouldn't believe, found the love of my life, witnessed a robbery, performed CPR, knocked 10 in the bull at 500 meters, sassed a corporal in front of a gunnery sergeant [1], been in a fight.
But I've never been threatened with an alligator. Until now.
[1] Don't try this at home, kids.
But I've never been threatened with an alligator. Until now.
[1] Don't try this at home, kids.
