As mentioned in The Grapes of Wrath

TMOMP's continuing series of new, funner(tm) state slogans has reached my home state of Oklahoma. Sa-lute.*

Samples

We’re like the Canada of Texas!
No, I’m not from Muskogee. No one is
We wish God would hurry up and call Oral Roberts home already
The Forcible Resettlement State
Five Displaced Civilized Tribes, plus Rednecks
Where storm sirens are the signal to get lawn chairs, video camera.


*Yes, a Hee Haw reference.