Windycon

My wife, boys and possibly nephews are making plans to be at Windycon.

Me: "... that's the room rate ..."

Her: "Oh, that's not bad at all."

Me: "... Suite rates will differ."

Her: [Gives me that look]

Me: "But you don't want to rent a party suite ..."

Her: "I don't?"

Me: "You'd want to throw a party at a con?"

Her: "Why not?"

You never know with her.