First you'll need fortune. [2]
sudo port install fortune
Then you'll need a collection of vaguely cynical mutterings. This part is up to you.
Insert '%' between each line.
Run strfile
briandunbar_natasha_~/fortune:strfile -r sig sig.dat
Now run fortune
briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig
To expect the government to save you is to be a bystander in your own fate.
briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig
Communism has only killed 100 million people. Let's give it another chance!
briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig
"...not one but all of our crisis problems can be solved by exploiting space."
briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig
Goblin War Strike: "Fire, aim, ready!"
briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig
Stop the vicious spread of wealth creation! Vote Green.
briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig
Communism has only killed 100 million people. Let's give it another chance!
briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig
Saddle your own horse, cull your own herd, and bury your own dead. ~Col. Knute Lombatton
briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig
See, that's a _detail_. We need those.
briandunbar_natasha-2_~:fortune -s $HOME/fortune/sig
I don't know what it is, but I think I have a copy of WordPerfect for it. ~Mike Schiller
[1] Yes, fortune is old school and everyone knows it's ins and outs. Except I didn't, and had to look it up.
[2] If you don't have 'ports' or OS X you're on your own.
