You can make the Dog play dead.
Bang! Dead Dog.
You can make the Dog stay dead.
All the way dead.
With bacon on her muzzle.
I said all the way dead.
But good luck keeping her from rolling her eyes and drooling when she's playing dead with bacon draped across her muzzle.
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Bang! Dead Dog.
You can make the Dog stay dead.
All the way dead.
With bacon on her muzzle.
I said all the way dead.
But good luck keeping her from rolling her eyes and drooling when she's playing dead with bacon draped across her muzzle.