Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Clay Pigeons in Blackburn

I am the 3,453 person to write something about this today.

The Chawners, haven't worked in 11 years, claim their weight is a hereditary condition and the money they receive is insufficient to live on. ... The family claim to spend £50 a week on food and consume 3,000 calories each a day.

The 478th to say something about this.

Emma, said: "I'm a student and don't have time to exercise" she said "We all want to lose weight to stop the abuse we get in the street, but we don't know how."

Jesus wept, lady.  This is not hard: you are eating too much and not exercising enough.

1. Stop putting food in your pie-hole.

2. Get off your ass and stroll around the block. Take the stairs. Get off the bus a stop or two before yours and walk the rest of the way.  You don't gotta have special equipment or a gym membership to exercise. 

3. I refuse to believe that your day is so jam-packed that you are running around like a hyper-active monkey from 'get up' to 'lay me down'.  If you were you would not have a weight problem.

Yeah, I'm mean.  But criminy, some people's children.

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