Friday, October 23, 2009

It's the end of the world

And Armageddon sick of it.

Do you want to defuse some of the hysteria surrounding this particular strain of Type A Influenza? Let’s make fun of it with pig-related names. Here are a few I’ve collected, and a few I’ve contributed …

  • Hamthrax
  • Hogthrax
  • Spamthrax
  • Tuporkulosis
  • Porklio
  • Cowpox oh wait that’s real
  • Hogmumps
  • The Other Yellow Fever
  • Pigfluenza
  • Mad Sow Disease
  • Sowbola
  • Sowmonella
  • Spammonella
  • Bacon AIDS
  • Bacon Fever
  • Baconator oh wait that’s at Wendy’s
  • Whooping Oink
  • Oinking Pneumonia
  • Buboinking Pork

For you Star Wars fans:

And the end-of-the-world scenarios for the epidemic?

  • The Aporkalypse
  • Hognarok

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