Wednesday, February 24, 2010

That is a pretty gun

The Wife bought herself a nifty little shootin' iron a few weeks ago ..

Anyway, what I thought was funny was every single man that saw my revolver had the same response. "It's a pretty little thing." Wow. I had no idea that guns could be pretty little things. However, if a bad guy comes running through my house and manages to get past a German Shepherd, a crazy cockatoo, and a passel of ankle biters that "pretty little thing" is going to shoot his patootie.

Attention bad men: violate our door and you will be shot and you will be shot by a lady who unashamedly uses the word 'patootie'. 

You have been warned.

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