Blood looks real pretty in the twilight all dark and shiny

As I sat outside in the twilight, splicing a power cable for the pump in the pond, I thought to myself, self

... all that Skin So Soft you slathered on [1] really made your hands slick. If your cutting hand slips it's going to hurt ...

And you know what? I was right.

[1] Skin So Soft makes excellent bug repellent.