Thursday, April 16, 2009

A Friend

A friend is one who
    Shares your soul
Where you feel defeat or
    Reach a goal
When you want to smile or
    Shed a tear
A friend is one who is
    Always near
In life you share the
    Good and bad
But a friend is the
    Best gift you've ever had.

By.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Ai Yi Yi, Katy

I wrote this, Travis responded

I suggest that evolution makes women attracted to men who are capable of doing violence.

Maybe.

But I know when I'm handy she gets a look in her eyes.  Dig a pond, plow the driveway, fix something .. it's put the kids to bed and Katy Bar the Door. [1]

I submit that women [2] are attracted to competence.  Sex sells but competence seals the deal.  Competence means she won't be left holding the bag.  It means he'll be around when the kids show up and he'll do what needs to be done.

They say [3] women love a guy in uniform.  I wonder if that's because a uniform indicates at least minimal competency at something.  Think what you will of, say, the Marines but when a bunch of them show up stuff happens.

I suspect this gets all mixed up for some women: casual brutality stands-in for competence, mental circuits are tripped and there you go.

Or I could be full of it and all is is expository so I could link to the Dilbert cartoons from April 10th and 11th.



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I love the fist-pump.


[1] Jerry Jeff Walker - Navajo Rug (live 1991)

Well old Jack the boss, he closed at six
And it's, 'Katie bar the door'.
She'd pull down that Navajo rug
And we'd spread it cross the floor.
I saw lightning frame the sacred mountains
The wooin' of a turtle dove
Just lying next to Katie,
On that old Navajo rug.

[2] As much as I can claim to know them, which I really don't.  Dr. Phil I ain't.


[3] You know, "them".

Anti-Mopery - fuzzy sweater style

Why, hell-o, there Miss Anti-Mopery.



Andrew Beal - The Banker Who Said No

The Banker Who Said No

Standing outside the glass-domed headquarters of his Plano, Texas, bank in March, D. Andrew Beal presses a cellphone to his ear. He's discussing a deal to buy mortgage securities. In just a few minutes, the deal's done: His Beal Bank will buy $15 million of face value for $5 million. A few hours earlier he reviewed details on a $500 million loan his bank is making to a company heading into bankruptcy--the biggest he's ever done. A few floors above, workers are bent over computer screens preparing bids for chunks of $600 million in assets dumped by two imploded financial firms. In the last 15 months, Beal has purchased $800 million of loans from failed banks, probably more than anyone else.

Andy Beal, a 56-year-old, poker-playing college dropout, is a one-man toxic-asset eater--without a shred of government assistance.

....

Then came a shocker: Amid one of the most reckless lending sprees in history, regulators focused on the one bank that refused to play along.  Beal's moves confused and worried them, and so they began to probe him with questions. "What are you doing?" he recalls them asking. "You're shrinking yet you're raising capital?"

Beal is one of the smarter guys running around - and the article is worth reading.

I am biased; Beal was, for a while, going to build rockets and make a bundle in the space launch biz. And he was doing this in Dallas - about thirty miles from my house. 

It would be like growing up as an aviation enthusiast in Seattle in the 20s and going to work for Boeing.

Except I had a pretty good job [1] and it would be crazy to give that up. Then I got laid off. And I networked with a guy who knew a guy at Beal Aerospace.

Who told me they'd announced they'd closed the doors the week before.

Dang.

But, on the other hand, I did a few weeks later land a job with a company that I'm still working for and that I like just fine.  So there is that.


[1] Albeit one that I came to realize I didn't like so much.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Ah, Ladies?

It is not normal for men to have 'anger management' issues.  Your boyfriend does not have poor impulse control, he gets off on being a bully and picking on people weaker than he is.

Guess what?  You are weaker than he is.  You're on his victim list.




Sunday, April 12, 2009

Climbout on Easter Sunday

Climbout on Easter Sunday

WE RISE in a banking curve of pure velocity
over fallow fields and grids of neighborhoods,
arcing over ponds painted with the slick scum
oozing from the oil pans of countless sunken cars,
from punctured sacks of toxic trash, from fleshless jaws
of unsolved murders, of missing persons filed in muck.

Read the rest at the link.

Time Flies

Day before she was a ball of fluff you could hold in your hands.

Yesterday she was full of tail-wagging exuberant youth and endless energy.


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Today there is gray on her muzzle and some days she acts distinctly middle aged.

She's got years and years left, don't get me wrong.  But you can see her second act ringing down on the four-act play that is a dog's life, that's a fact.


The first guy to invent affordable doggie rejuvenation is going to make a bundle.

No Workee

A few weeks ago faithful S4C reader Simon commented

Give it a chance, on the other hand, and they can say "Well, at least we tried" if it fails, or, you never know, it might surprise everyone and, SHOCK HORROR: actually work!

This in reaction to a linked editorial subtitled "Why Obama’s Stimulus Package Is Doomed to Failure".

Which is a fine sentiment. It is not one I can get behind.

Like this; in the summer of 1993 I was on TAD to the 8th Communications Battalion. We were in the field, living under canvas, building a LAN for a command post exercise.

After we had things working, Gunny Z. led me down to a hard shelter and said there was a PC inside they wanted on the unit LAN and could we use the coax port on the shelter?

I looked at the information plate: 59 Ω.

"Can't do it. The thinnet we're using is 58 Ω."

But why?

I explained. Ohm - impedance - doesn't match.

But I could just try.

It. Won't. Work.

He looked stubborn. I gave up: him Gunnery Sergeant, me Corporal. I left him to it. [1]

He worked at that sum-bitch for three hours. [2] And every time he plugged it into the LAN, it brought the entire segment down. Which annoyed everyone in the battalion on the exercise, which at a command post exercise is every officer and senior NCO. After we said 'your LAN is up, you can go to work now'.

Much egg on the face of the new Data Communications Platoon. Thanks, Gunny.



Some things are like that. It. Won't. Work. Is the Obama stimulus package one of those things? Man, I dunno.

But some smart people seem to think so. [3]


[1] This was an attitude I had to cultivate: I like being helpful. But if you are a subject matter expert and someone senior to you is not and you've explained why X and Y don't equal Z and they look stubborn ... you just gotta let them ram their heads into the wall until they get the point.

[2] Those connectors were not cheap - new 'in the package' ethernet connector kits went for a few bucks a pop.

[3] Others - not so much.


Saturday, April 11, 2009

Go Your Own Way

Stevie Nicks
"I believe that computers have taken over the world. I believe that they have in many ways ruined our children. I believe that kids used to love to go out and play," Nicks says in her famously smoky voice.

"I believe that social graces are gone because manners are gone because all people do is sit around and text. I think it's obnoxious."

Says the woman who does not have any children.

I do have children. Alarmed by Ms. Nicks' [1] warning, and knowing that smoky-voiced proto-Goth elderly women who were hip and cutting-edge when I was in grade school know every-I-mean-everything I hustled off to interrogate them about this 'texting' business.

My youngest was outside jumping on the trampoline. His older brother was getting a dog toy off the roof. I'll question them when they come back inside.


[1] Ever watch video of Fleetwood Mac in concert back in the day? I've always wondered if the other guys in the band were ever tempted to hurl something at Nicks and yell 'Stop prancing about like a pony on crack!'

Friday, April 10, 2009

Shotgun full of Awesome

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Two Remington 870s fused together to make a shotgun full of Awesome.

I don't actually want this: I am not a big slab of guy and even if I could get the thing up to my shoulder, it would kick my ass.

Still fun to look at.

From.

via

Fun In The Office

From Twitter ...
"We have a rocket launcher in the office today. I love my job."

Crew-served weapons and the office = Fun.  I brought a machine gun to the office, once.

Okay, yes, I was in the Marines.  It was for a 'Basics' class so I could teach the other programmers a little bit about the M249.

And it was fun to have a SAW on my desk [1] on it's tripod while I was playing code monkey.

Master Sergeant: "What .. why .. do you have a SAW on your desk?"
Me: "Welcome to the complaint department!"


[1] With the feed cover up to show it was a safe weapon.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

It couldn't be age sneaking up on me ...

You know what my children did last night? While I slept?

They colored my beard gray. Just streaks, nothing Kenny Rogers-ish or anything.

Oh, they're good.  They're real good: they're not owning up to it.

But I know they did it.

We will not enter into space ...

Fascinating leftist rant from 1969.

Humanity will enter into space to make the universe the playground of the last revolt: the revolt that will go against the limitations imposed by nature. Once the walls have been smashed that now separate people from science, the conquest of space will no longer be an economic or military “promotional” gimmick, but the blossoming of human freedoms and fulfillments, attained by a race of gods. We will not enter into space as employees of an astronautic administration or as “volunteers” of a state project, but as masters without slaves reviewing their domains: the entire universe pillaged for the workers councils.


Workers councils, free states, republics ... close enough for rock n' roll.

Little Lies

But I couldn't find a way
So I'll settle for one day to believe in you.
Tell me, tell me, tell me lies
... [1]


That wasn't a bow. No, really.

"It wasn't a bow. He grasped his hand with two hands, and he's taller than King Abdullah," said an Obama aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity.

And the Press Secretary

"I think he bent over to shake his hand."

C'mon anonymous Obama aide - we expect lies from politicians but such blatant lies are a bit much.


[1] "Little Lies" by Christine McVie and Eddy Quintela. From the Fleetwood Mac album 'Tango in the Night'.

FT: Ten principles for a Black Swan-proof world By Nassim Nicholas Taleb

From Financial Times: Ten principles for a Black Swan-proof world

Surprise happens.  Some steps to accommodate surprise so the we are not ruined by it, by Nassim Taleb.

Click the link for details.
  1. What is fragile should break early while it is still small.
  2. No socialisation of losses and privatisation of gains.
  3. People who were driving a school bus blindfolded (and crashed it) should never be given a new bus.
  4. Do not let someone making an “incentive” bonus manage a nuclear plant – or your financial risks.
  5. Counter-balance complexity with simplicity.
  6. Do not give children sticks of dynamite, even if they come with a warning.
  7. Only Ponzi schemes should depend on confidence. Governments should never need to “restore confidence”.
  8. Do not give an addict more drugs if he has withdrawal pains.
  9. Citizens should not depend on financial assets or fallible “expert” advice for their retirement.
  10. Make an omelette with the broken eggs.


Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Big Brass Ones

2/7 Marine awarded Navy Cross. And meritorious promotion to Corporal. Go. Read.

Dude was manning the turret machine gun in an MRAP. Vehicle took an RPG. Which stunned the driver.  So the vehicle was stuck in the killing zone.  And partially amputated the gunner's leg. And he stayed at his position returning effective fire and blowing up bad guys.

And reloaded the gun, which requires presence of mind and dexterity.

Twice.

Jesus wept - where do we get men like that?



Via.


Today I Will Be Happier Than ..

Hey, Wesley Clark ..

90% of illegal guns in Mexico come from the US. So we need to curtail gun sales to individuals here so Mexicans stop blowing each other up.

Except, not so much.
  Hey, Wesley Clark ..

Set the Doomsday Clock to 1946

Are we repeating the mistakes that led to the worst defeat for American arms in Korea in 1950?  Could be.  T.R. Fehrenbach in 'This Kind of War' wrote

Even a rich society cannot afford nuclear bombs, supercarriers, foreign aid, five million new cars a years, long-range bombers, the highest standard of living in the world, and a million new rifles.

Admittedly, somewhere you have to cut and choose.

Perhaps this time around the colonels and generals will keep the training realistic and the esprit-de-corps fixed at a high level. 

Our guys may have to throw rocks at the Bad Guys but they'll spit on them while they do so.  And they won't die like starlings in the prison camps.

PHP - Spechen Austrian?

PHP

ah, PHP. All the charm and elegance of walking through an open sewer into an abbatoir.

Haw!

If the President actually knew the Austrian term for wheeling-and-dealing, our economy would rebound exponentially. http://tr.im/isJq


Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Firearms safety quiz

Firearms safety quiz!

Not safe for work.

Bonus money as harmful

Big bonuses are counterproductive. What?

Ryssdal: So we just get stressed. When we see all that money on the line, we just get stressed, and our performance goes down.

ARIELY: That's right. And this is not the worst of it. We did one more thing in the beginning of the experiment in India. We tried to get people very stressed, the most stressed we could with this amount of money we had. So for some people we gave them the money upfront, and we said, "Look, this is your money. If you don't perform well, we'll take the money back from you." Now with one subject he was shaking the whole time, he couldn't do anything, he was so stressed. Then we went with another guy, who was not as shaky. But he, when he didn't make the money, he ran away with all our money in the end, we couldn't catch him he was so fast.

Confirmation that confiscatory taxation does not work.

Also: the government will catch up with the runner, eventually.

Shut up and get back to work

Poverty

From The Gormogons

India and China each have about a billion people, taken together accounting for about 40% of the world's population. In the past 20 years about a half a billion people have been raised out of poverty in these two countries. Realize that this half a billion is more than the population of the United States. This came largely from capitalism.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Rose Fernandez - Tony Evers

Wisconsin has an election day tomorrow, April 7.

For superintendent of the Department of Public Instruction you can vote for Tony Evers.

Evers led the DPI in their efforts to shut down the Wisconsin Virtual Acadamy two years ago.

Jeff Dickert - a high-ranking manager at DPI - did political work on behalf of Evers and the teacher's union, WEAC, using state resources.  Evers, in turn used state resoures for fund raising.

Evers is part of the same leadership team and educational bureaucracy that - among other deeds - has seen Milwaukee Public Schools devour more and more public funds and fail their students.

On behalf of Evers, WEAC ran a serious of scurrilous ads featuring a heavily altered campaign photo of Rose Fernandez, editing a smile into a sneery scowl.

Evers wants to lift the state QEQ - causing an explosion in our property taxes.

That ain't change.  It ain't hope.  It's businesss as usual.


What you want is Rose Fernandez.


Who fought the good fight so every kid in Wisonsin could attend virtual charter schools, if that was best for them.

Who forged a compromise that all sides in that fight could live with.

Has an actual plan for Milwaukee Public Schools.  Crazy, I know. It might not work, but we know status quo isn't working.

Supports rewarding good teachers with merit pay.

Has bi-partisan support from across demographic boundries.  From everywhere in the state.



What do you want for the leader of the Department of Instruction?  A man who is beholden to a non-representative interest group or a woman who works for all children in Wisconsin?



Maui Bleg

A dear family member is going to Maui on her belated honeymoon.

Awww.

She's looking for inexpensive things to do while she's there.

Anything?


Sunday, April 05, 2009

Let me be your eyes

To Pasty


"I find it hard to believe you don’t know the beauty you are, but if you don’t, let me be your eyes."


Stolen with glee from The Velvet Underground.

Never serve under Tenth Corps

From 'The Coldest Winter' by David Halberstam.

After Chesty Puller helped lead his regiement out to Hungnam, a Time magazine reporter had asked him what the great lesson of the battle was. "Never serve under Tenth Corps," Puller had immediately answered.

Well, Ned Almond does get rough handling in that book. Deservedly so if, as reported, as corps commander he flew around in a light aircraft bossing around regiments and battalions.

Also .. Almond was put in charge of an amphibious operation then was not intellectually curious enough to find out the basic details of an LVTP [1].  That's lame.  Talking basics here like not knowing that they floated.


'The Coldest Winter' is a marvelous, well-written history.  Recommended.


[1] LVTP = Landing Vehicle Tracked.  They were, and their successors AAVs are, one of the key vehicles used to get troops and cargo from ship to beach, then inland.


Saturday, April 04, 2009

Freaky But True Test

Takes one to know one, I guess.

Your result for Freaky But True Test...

80% Freaky_Radar!


You have scored 80% for Freaky_Radar.


As you can see there are many strange and yet wonderful things in our world. It is what makes life interesting and sometimes puts a smile on your face.


Keep smiling!



Lord Byron said, "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction."


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Friday, April 03, 2009

That's right, thumbsucker.

We are Simon Jester

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We are Simon Jester

We are not anarchists.

We are not Far-Right or Far-Left.  We are the seventy percent in the middle.

We are not Capital “L” libertarians, although we do have sympathies with their platform.

We are neither bitter clingers nor conspiracy nuts.


What are they? Citizens who are fed up.

I don't agree with everything printed in that manifesto. But I agree with this:

Now is the time to make it stop.


There is, I hope, a growing belief across party lines that for generations the government has gotten out of hand. This isn't a Right or a Left issue: but one that all Americans can agree on: enough is enough.

diff serf citizen

President Obama,

You are an American citizen.



You do not bow to foreign monarchs. A bow is done by subjects. To show everyone that the monarch has power over them.

There is a whole lotta study done in places you went to school about social mores and customs and what they signify. Did you do any reading while you were in school?

Put it simply then: Serfs bow. Free men hold their head up.

Find some adults and get them on staff at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. You're embarrassing us.

Just a little pinprick

I threw up in my mouth, a little, when I read this.

Ludwig Minelli described suicide as a “marvellous opportunity” that should not be restricted to the terminally ill or people with severe disabilities. Critics said that the plans highlighted the risks of proposals to legalise assisted suicides in Britain for people in the final stages of a terminal illness.

The Dignitas clinic in Zurich claims to have assisted in the deaths of more than 100 Britons. The Zurich University Clinic found that more than a fifth of people who had died at Dignitas did not have a terminal condition.

Mr Minelli said that anyone who has “mental capacity” should be allowed to have an assisted suicide, claiming that it would save money for the NHS.


I'm sure I'll get over it, in time.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

S4C cuts over to Z shell

Yesterday I replaced Bourne shell with Z shell on my desktop.

It's like changing over from a Sopwith Camel to an F-15.

British Sopwith Camel by mvonraesfeldF-15 Flyby by james.maugham

Same idea - the basics are the same. But what do all those OTHER dials and controls do?

I'm gonna have fun with this.

Yeah - I have odd notions of fun.

The New Corporate State

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Nobel Laureate Joseph Stiglitz has a great deconstruction of the Geithner toxic asset plan in the NY Times.  If you want to see how the new corporate state works, where the government works with a small group of powerful insiders to the benefit of those insiders and the detriment of everyone else, this is a great example.

Stiglitz walks through how the Geithner plan will operate, and I want to do so as well.  I have added a few tables to help illustrate his example a bit better.



coal2nuke

Existing coal-burning power plants have miles of plumbing.  So do nuclear plants.  Rip out the bits that burn coal, bury a small nuke in the coal yard and presto: nuclear power plant built on the cheap.

I am not technical enough to know what (if anything) is wrong with this.  I suspect a lot of politics and legal foolishness would doom this project before it would get off the ground.

If we're serious about reducing CO2 in the atmosphere, converting existing fossil fuel burning plants to nuclear would be a good place to start.

The Marginal Productivity of Debt

THE MARGINAL PRODUCTIVITY OF DEBT
Why Obama’s Stimulus Package Is Doomed to Failure
by Antal E. Fekete,
Professor of Money and Banking
San Francisco School of Economics
March 30, 2009

The paper mill on the Potomac is furiously spewing up new money. According to the manager of the mill, as indeed according to the Quantity Theory of Money, this should stop prices from falling and the economy from contracting.

In this article I present an argument why this conclusion is not valid. On the contrary, I shall show that new money created on the strength of a flood of new debt, is tantamount to pouring gasoline on the fire, making prices fall and the economy contract even more. The Obama administration has missed its historic opportunity to stop the deflation and depression inherited from the Bush administration because it entrusted the same people with the task of damage-control who had caused the disaster in the first place: the Keynesian and Friedmanite money doctors in the Fed and the Treasury.


The horror of knick-knacks and sitars

It is called NBC - nuclear, biological, chemical - warfare.  First line of defense, gas masks.  In boot camp to drive home the lesson that a ill-fitting gas mask is a Bad Idea and that it's a Good Idea to get that sucker in place Real Quick this is what they make you do:

  • Strap on a gas mask carrier with gas mask inside.
  • Enter a building chock full of billowing clouds of tear gas.
  • Stand around for a few seconds while the instructor savors the moment.
  • Order you to don and clear.

If you get it right, the tear gas is on the outside of the mask.

If you get it wrong you have tear gas inside the mask with you and it fills up your lungs when you breathe.  Or if you manage to clear but not seat the seal around your face it seeps inside when you breath and then fills up your lungs.

Not Pleasant.  But it is a great way to clear your sinus cavities.  Snot comes running out in a big hurry after a whiff of tear gas.

But I have learned that the Air Force is a manly outfit of manly men and I will never diss them again for having maid service and living in dorms.[1]

For the day's climax, we sealed our gasmasks and lined up to enter a room where they'd demonstrate the masks' efficacy. Inside that room, some fragrant incense was lit, and if you could smell it, it meant your mask was not secure. In a wartime situation, that would mean you were dead. Of course, none of us smelled the incense until it was our turn to take the mask off. Then, smelling the scent, we were assured of how the masks would have saved our lives if that room had been filled with mustard gas instead of incense.

Incense.  My God, the horror: like shopping at a fussy store with a lot of breakable and non-interesting knick-knacks.  With sitars playing in the background.  Foreever.


[1] A lot of this is, yes, jealousy.  One, the Air Force has a lot of cool toys.  Two, the chow was superb.  The Air Force had such good chow that rather than eat the food provided many many of us would drive to Bolling Air Force Base and eat breakfast, lunch and dinner at their dining facility.

So many of us did this that the Colonel ordered us to eat only at our mess hall when were on duty - essentially five days a week.  Seems there was some kind of complicated accounting rule (so that's why they made us sign in) and our mess hall was going broke because no one was eating there.


Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Charlie Chainsaw

I so think I'm all that and a bag of chips that I turned a post into a movie.




Video maker courtesy of Lileks.

Bob is looking for a job

Bob needs a job.

If you know anyone looking for a guy who is ...

Actively looking for an educator position. I'll work in a classroom, on outreach or the museum floor or grounds. I love to teach and to learn. Willing to relocate and to travel. I can work well with animals of all kinds and people of all ages. My experience is with history and natural history both.

tell 'em about Bob, send them to the link.  He could use a break.