A 31-year-old Grafton man is angry about receiving $1,000 in fines for using his snowmobile like a Jet-Ski, speeding across the flooded Milwaukee River.
No video? Darn it.
A police incident report says Jay A. Seaver acknowledged speeding, saying he had to go about 75 mph to get across the river without sinking.
So he was really moving along. I looked at Flickr and lo and behold .. pictures!

The combination of 'snow mobile' 'open water' and 'crash helmet' is a big hunk of awesome.
Via.