Tuesday, June 03, 2008

West Virginia Jokes

Cheney told a West Virginia joke and got flak in return.
Talking about his family roots and how he's distantly related to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, the vice president noted that he had Cheneys on both sides of his family.

"And we don't even live in West Virginia," Cheney quipped.

And it wasn't even a good West Virginia joke. If you're going to irk an entire state, at least do it with a funny joke.

Like these ..

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.

Why do folks from West Virginia go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
17 and under not admitted.

What do you call a West Virginia virgin?
A girl that can out run her brother.

Why aren't there drive by shootings in West Virginia?
Because the cars are on blocks and the houses are on wheels.
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