Friday, February 08, 2008

Join the Marines ..

Travel to exotic lands
Meet exciting unusual people
And kill them.

Protesters without a clue.

Berkeley, the famously liberal college town in California, has taken aim at Marine recruiters, saying they are "not welcome in our city."

Unh, ladies? The ditty you're quoting isn't a protest slogan. It's usually found on t-shirts and bumper stickers for sale outside the main gate and in Army-Navy surplus stores across the land. It's one of those yin-yang duality of nature mock-ironic things that service members do so well and clueless zealots just don't get.

Instead of mindlessly repeating something you read on a recruiter's bumper sticker, may I suggest a return to the classics?

1 .. 2 .. 3 .. 4
We don't want your dirty war!


Hey, hey what do I say?
Kick the Marines into the bay!


Hey, hey, look our way!
We're naive and we like it that way!

You're welcome.
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