Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Abby Something

Would you be willing to:

Sip hot chocolate with your toddler at Starbucks while a fellow patron openly displays a gun at the table next to you?

Who brings a toddler to Starbucks?
Attend a church service with your entire family knowing that the fellow parishioner sitting next to you has a handgun tucked in his belt?
Is that an STI?  I've heard some good things about them ...
Stand in line at a bank to make a deposit as two men enter with baseball hats on and what appear to be guns in their pockets?
Are they wearing their baseball hats backwards so the rest of us can admire the one size fits all plastic snappy doohicky?  'Cause I really hate that.
Board a crowded bus with your newborn child with upwards of 5 other passengers carrying concealed weapons?
You know why that would be awesome

Because people who ride the bus are stereotypically (and we are dealing with stereotypes here) poorer than most (duh, or they'd drive a car) so this means we live in a world where the poor can now afford the same level of protection as the well off.

Maybe you could even buy weapons, ammo and drugs from vending machines!

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