Friday, February 06, 2009

Wretched but not in a good way

Chris Ballard went to the Super Bowl to see wretched excess ...

I wanted to see the glitterati rinsing their Escalades with Cristal, then drying them off with imported, endangered pandas. I wanted to see supermodels giving table dances to indicted executives wearing Armani do-rags.

Hold on there sport: supermodels?

Watching super-skinny women with no curves gyrate on a table would be an anatomy lesson on the major bones of the skeleton.

Wretched, sure, but not wretched excess.  Pass.
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