Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Hissy Fit

NOW-NYS pitches a hissy:
Women have forgiven Kennedy, stuck up for him, stood by him, hushed the fact that he was late in his support of Title IX, the ERA, and the Family and Medical Leave Act to name a few. Women have buried their anger that his support for the compromises in No Child Left Behind and the Medicare bogus drug benefit brought us the passage of these flawed bills. We have thanked him for his ardent support of many civil rights bills, BUT women are always waiting in the wings.

And now the greatest betrayal! We are repaid with his abandonment! He’s picked the new guy over us.

Redneck translation: Ah put up with his crap for all these years; washed his nasty underwear, told him he was a stud in bed, rubbed his fat, hairy back when it hurt, stood up to his mother, worked double shifts at the mill so he could buy that damn bass boat when I don't even like fishing thank-you-very-much and he repays my loyalty by running off with that slut from the Dixie Diner?!

Well screw him, ah'm getting a lawyer and we'll see his sorry ass in court.

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