Monday, April 21, 2008

Letter to a suburban rabbit

Dear Mother Rabbit,

While my dog appreciated the opportunity this morning to exercise her neglected baby rabbit butchering skills, I understand you are less than thrilled donating your family to the cause.

But I gotta say that it is mostly your fault; next litter, please locate your burrow in any other location than smack-bang next to the shade tree in my front yard.

Then you can raise a generation of suburban Peter Rabbits in peace and I won't have to dispose of your murdered children.

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