Monday, April 28, 2008


Hi, Cat.


Hi. This is for you. Don't never say I never gave you nothing.

Gee, thanks. Don't mind if I wrap this dead mouse up? I'll keep it for later.

Oh, I know you'll just throw it in the trash. I don't mind, really. I just spent hours in the basement getting just the right mouse .. oh, never mind.

Wow - you remind me of an ex-wife .. say this thing is still alive. It's twitching it's little mousie paws. You want to finish it off?

What? No, that's gross: I have no idea where it's been. I'm going to saunter under the bed now and feign indifference. Enjoy.
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